GuyBeardmane

I'm gonna write a thriller movie about this if I survive.

More action than I've gotten in a year. Have at it.

I mean same.

I am curly

There wasn't an option to choose for that. Probly because I am the last.

I've not been to a doctor in 15 years. If I'm feeling bad I go to the clinic where they just ask to see my insurance card, so it tripped me up. After I actually saw the doctor they gave me the forms to fill out and it made a lot more sense because they also asked about gender identity, sexuality, and preferred pronouns.

I mean at least they aren't combined. Bend you in half until you can look up your ass until you can see your own prostate.

You bring up a good point. I may be prejudging here. I just hate living in Bumblefuck, Kentucky.

Nah, this is Cult of Christianity, bible thumping, Trump humping country. Surprised the lil holiness girl didn't kick me out when I said none.

Happy birf! Tell your kitty I love her.

Scheduled my appointment and gave a lot of information last Wednesday. Came in early for new patient onboarding. The first question I was asked for the new patient paperwork was "what religion are you." Suddenly I'm really uncomfortable in this place. My insurance needs to get their shit together and find me a better selection of doctors, because all the local ones were listed at this place.

See, at least with the music playing it's theatrical and dramatic, playing out like a scene in a movie. With no music it's visceral, real, and raw. Makes me feel violated thinking about it.

Plus my bathroom at home is just more comfortable.

I'm just grossed out by it because I cannot stand people being in the same room as me as I'm trying to dump a load.

Cracky Butt Day!

Lions fan here. I know my fate but I face it with pride. ...like a lion! Lion! Pride! It's a pun!

just admit you had a run-in with Gollum when you went to Mount Doom.

yeah, a 4-wheeler accident, I'm sure.

TitanicxIceberg

Yes, that is the inspiration for the thread's title. Also Princess Peach can float off somewhere. Mario and Pauline belong together. SHE SAID SHE'LL BE HIS ONE-UP GIRL.

IN THIS THREAD we share our favorite romantic pairings of fictional characters that may or may not be canon pairings. Phoenix Wright and Maya Fey need to marry and have ten kids. Paul Rudd and Jason Segel should have gotten married at the end of I Love You, Man.

It blows my mind, like why does anyone brush their teeth at work in the first place wtf.