GuyBeardmane

It's a valid instagram link and video posted on instagram. But I will not call it safe.

Batgirl is Barbara Gordon, Batwoman is Kathy Kane.

Pat? I don't think so.

Trufax. Dude is a legend.

ON THIS DAY I SEE CLEARLY

Why aren't you edging on facebook?

True it's implied they're all released, but since it's never explicitly stated all the balloons are released, then I'm sticking to my explanation.

You and I in a little toy shop Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got Set them free at the break of dawn Til one by one, they are gone Back at base, bugs in the software Flash the message "something's out there" Floating in the summer sky As 99 red balloons go by Doesn't say they let ALL of them go, just says that one after another they're floating away.

Look man, all I'm tryin to do is get out of debt without being broke all the time. I just need a good chunk o' money and I'm not really using my soul so I may as well pawn it off.

I just started thinking about this: what does this whole thing entail? Like, according to christianity your soul will suffer eternal damnation in hell if you don't invite jesus into your heart. With that being the case, why would Satan ever need to bargain with someone to get their soul? Does Satan solely go after people's souls if they're saved? What purpose do the souls serve that Satan would bargain with someone, including but not limited to having a fiddle contest and giving away a solid gold fiddle? On that note, is there a monetary value for a soul? Like the kid in the song gets a solid gold fiddle, but Bart sold his soul for $5. What's the going rate for souls?

I will be the True Singin' Gal.

Remember the song. They buy a bag of balloons, but they only let go of 99. Then the shit hits the fan and the world explodes. But the last few lines are "if I could find a souvenir, just to prove the world was here. Here it is, a red balloon, I think of you and let it go." She only let go of balloon 100 after the world died.

Let's be fair though: cats are adorable.

I love baby.

LOOK AT THAT PRECIOUS BABY

Except they are. Like a fine wine, they get better with age.

I still would. Her AND Dolly Parton.

Did the driver on the bus say "move on back?"

Elvira. Because she has amazing boobs.

I take it you've finally gotten to either the NBP or the decapitation.

I'm telling you this is a terrible, terrible decision that you will regret. You will not be able to unwatch this movie.

xXbl00dn1njaXx420 would also be a great user name. It represents the edginess of blood, ninjas, 1337 speak, and pot use.

To be fair, hentai is pretty great. As a great man once said, "real girls are for losers who can't get cartoon porn."