GuyBeardmane

daww kitty

My friend's dog had puppies and I'm gonna get one. Here are puppy pictures.

Alolan Rattata.

Baby Plucky from Tiny Toon Adventures.

I took a semester of Karate in college.

Trailer shows Greninjas from Gen 6, a wanted poster has a Pancham which is also Gen 6, there's a poster that references a match between Articuno and Steelix from Gen 1 and Gen 2, and there's another poster in guy's room that mentions the Sinnoh championships, Sinnoh being the region from Gen 4.

HE'S SO FLUFFY I WANNA PET AND SNUGGLE HIM

Or even like a day you're not getting wed It's just raining, and it's totally bupkis And who would've thought it figgered

Recording Industry Management?

Like, I know they would've put "personal" instead of "personnel" too, had they remembered the word.

Because who needs spell check.

I think it'd be funny to replace the bible with a copy of The Satanic Verses.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gideons_International

I want pudding.

Yes. Brett Favre dick pics for EVERYONE!

Ask him to send unsolicited dick pics to people you know.

That joke is awful. The punchline makes no sense. Wait this isn't a joke, this is just a sad truth.

"But he loves me and says I'm different than other girls and more mature than the other girls!"

More likely the boys bragging to friends, because that's what boys do.

I am a Junji Ito character.

As you would think, these are videos that are narrated. Because PornHub is a meme.

Getting an oil change is terrible. So much waiting. I hate it.

My friend's cat only drinks out of running faucets.