GuyBeardmane

Got called "good lookin" by an older black woman and her daughter earlier today so I'm riding high.

Didn't read all of it because I got invited to the thing late. I'll be reading this month's book though.

That means I get to be the one with a giant, possibly stickied thread! Fuck yo shit pool time

FINALLY

Went to a meeting last night and one lady brought cookies and the club president/leader guy brought some Arizona Arnold Palmer and we sat around and talked a little about Salem's Lot and more about Stephen King and vampires and other miscellaneous things. The cookies were hella good too. I give it a 10/10, will go back next month.

A DoorDash driver isn't going to drive 20 minutes out of their way to go to a specific McDonald's and deliver it when they've got orders coming in at places just down the street. Not cost efficient unless they're getting a huge tip to cover the gas.

For buffet takeout, no. For dine in, at least 25%. Doesn't matter if I'm getting my own food, those servers who bring me plates or refill my drinks are still only getting $2.15 an hour.

I had to be quick before Grayson smacked her.

Willow finally got to be with her boyfriend.

It's a good movie tho

See, I was gonna reply to the hot dog alignment chart with "what if I use ranch" but then you called me out like this.

Not like I was using the computer or anything.

His name is Grayson and he's a diva cat if I ever saw one. If he wasn't as frickin cute as he is he wouldn't get away with his behavior.

And after getting all up in my water he does this shit.

Paramount. Also Paramount killed Cool World in the editing room. Ralph Bakshi was being his typical Bakshit self when making it and Paramount decided to cut a bunch of his ideas to make it "safe for kids," as per Kim Basinger's request.

Also Starring Belanie Candles

Alright, to pull this off you're gonna need a good crew. You'll want a good scout to report all the entrances from ground level up to the third floor, as well as roof entrances if there are any available. They'll need to watch the glove like a hawk for two weeks straight, no sleep. You need to know security rotation, schedules, the works. Then you're gonna need a good hacker. They'll be on the job as soon as the scout gives them details. They'll be responsible for unlocking doors, shutting down cameras, and doing what needs to be done to make your job a walk in the park. You're also gonna need someone on the inside. The scout and hacker can only get you in the door, but the face is gonna be the one who shows you how to get where you're trying to go and then get out. Once your team is together, the break-in is easy as pie. See, the joke I'm going for here is that "breaking in" has another meaning, and I'm referencing tropes from heist movies and television shows about breaking into places.

I've been boxer-brief since high school and have recently transitioned to just boxers. Tighty whities are for CHUMPS. And also people who just prefer them.

I always called them brookies. Also GIVE THEM TO ME NOW

The times, they are a-changin'. I'm glad that parents are teaching their kids the importance of tipping in our society. Hopefully a generation of kids who know that tips are essentially the customer making up the wages stolen from employees by executives will overthrow the system.