GuyBeardmane

I have some facial hair I can put on your chest if you're into motorboats I am awful.

As unkinky as you want it, babeh

You lookin' to change that? I promise to only disappoint you in every way 😘❤

I'll touch the boob to see if you still feel it. Because I'm helpful.

Those who can't do teach.

I tell my puppies the same thing but they just bark and whine at me anyway.

You want me to kiss it and make it better? 😘❤ But really, go to the doctor.

Oh, uh, I mean I'm actually dying and the doctors said the only cure for my injuries is boobs in my inbox.

Yeah, they wanted to total it out in spring when I got rear ended by a semi. They'll likely call it totaled this time for sure.

Yeah, neither of us was injured, and no other vehicles were involved. Silver linings.

I think you'd get drunk much faster but also likely get alcohol poisoning. I watched a thing where they experimented with vaporizing alcohol in a sauna, and the people in the sauna got drunk as shit super fast since the vapor was being absorbed by their bodies and not just going through the stomach. Here's a link: https://www.brainstuffshow.com/blogs/what-would-happen-if-you-took-alcohol-intravenously.htm

Truck stopped in front of me, and I tried stopping and slid under his bumper. I've not had a good year.

So, you single? 😘❤

Nah, barbers are pro. You gotta go to a good barber though, not a chain shop. Becca is a barber and she is amazing with my hair.

Ay gurl how YOU doin 😘❤ You need some birthday spankings?

You know they tax for that now, right?

Armando.

I am always open to books and movies and being murdered.

Some fava beans and a nice chianti.

She proud, but she also blep.

PUPDATE: She had a bath.

But not too tired to post a thread to tell everyone. I'm going to sleep.