GuyBeardmane

Let's see, first I have to think about I might show up in a tux HA! But I doubt it I'll probly show up naked like I always do And look your mother in the face and tell her FUCK YOU

No way, I'm not falling for that again.

But I am. 😘

Well aren't *you* special.

You ever get all hot and bothered at work and then go through the whole day horned up and plan on masturbating when you get home but by the time you get home you're too tired and just decide to sleep instead?

I think it's called The Dating Game. Pretty hilarious.

I do not know this feeling. But ay gurl how YOU doin 😘 I am a shameless flirt.

Meet Joe Black, when Brad Pitt gets hit by the van into another car.

For donation: Baby clothes, never worn.

Too much work.

PUPDATE: They hug

And I just volunteered that info. I'm a self doxxer.

Sheeyit. Nah man, I'm the Cengage guy. Don't do the LMS thing.

I will fight you. I mean I'm not really gonna fight you. You're cool.

He was outstanding in his field. When he got interviewed about it, he told the reporter "Well, I guess it's been in my family. Grampa was a scarecrow, dad was a scarecrow. I thought I wanted to be an engineer, but I followed in the family business. Just thought "hay, it's in my jeans."

I was wrong, there are 11 pink ones, 11 blue ones, 11 green ones, 9 red ones, and 12 purple ones.

I needed to arrange my skittles. I don't think I have an even amount of them. Think I got short changed on the pink ones.

Nor are any college instructors building online courses today. But I am here to provide tech support to them today. Listening to synthwave. Posting on forums. Dreaming of titties.

Glad the Monkey Jesus lady is getting regular work now.

Some titties in my inbox.

No, the scars on my arms are from puppy bites.

Pupdate: More naptime cuddles.