GuyBeardmane

I guess she's okay? I think she's still working. I dunno, I haven't had regular communication with any adult stars since XPeeps was still MySpace with porn.

Almost yearly Wendy Williams has a ts porn star party at one of the Lexington strip clubs. It's already passed this year, was 5/3. She has her birthday party here.

So last night I dreamt poof asked me to be her date to the Wendy Williams TS Porn Party in Lexington. It was pretty hawt.

Wait, you're supposed to EAT the chocolate? No wonder I've never been fully erect fucking the 3 Musketeers bar.

From place a to place b but remaining in Bumblefuck, Kentucky.

I'd at least be as good at cuddling. Not as cute and too lazy to train, but I've trained my babies to snuggle like pros.

I am moving soon. Downsizing considerably. Mom no longer wants the pups because they're getting too big, so she's taking them across the state to my niece's friend's farm. Ebby is going to be an inside dog and the guy wants to train Layla to hunt. Tonight is my last night with my babies and I feel like I've failed them because I'm not gonna be around as they get older and grow up. I'm a horrible person and I don't want to say goodbye.

Man I wish I got calls at midnight. Or 3 am.

How bout I work on you, babeh 😘

I will settle for boobs.

Pics or it didn't happen

Better slap me on the ass then, babeh 😘

And I came again.

Lol you said tit.

😘

I'm hungry.

I'm so cool you could keep a side of beef in me for a month.

😘

Pics or it didn't happen?

You should film in a church. Sacrilicious.