GuyBeardmane

Because I am a sarcastic jerk. <3

I'm trying to think of a way to say "I'd give you a reach-around" but make it sound all poetic.

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Been awake since 2:45 this morning. And NOW I'm sleepy. Jerk body and brain.

This made me rofl the garthok.

I'm still waiting for the John Wick movie where after killing EVERYONE he runs into Alex Winter and they have a Wyld Stallyns reunion leading into Bill and Ted 3.

Ever since Malcolm in the Middle has been on, I've been saying Bryan Cranston would be good. He has the charm to be a suave billionaire Bruce Wayne, and after Breaking Bad we know he can play a complete badass. He would be great as an elder Batman that's trained up Dick Grayson into Nightwing, Barbara Gordon into Batgirl, and is working with a young Tim Drake as Robin.

He's Normal/Fighting, which is not the best.

So if I'm in a video game world and worshipping due to this being my new reality, I'd pick Kefka from FFVI. He was petty and vengeful and completely changed the face of the planet when it became the World of Ruin. I'd play by his rules solely out of fear of getting fried by the Light of Judgement.

Been there. It's no fun.

That haiku is good. At least it appears it was better than chicken.

When you find a wild hair growing out of your ear.

Today is just a sad sack day. I am a sad sack.

I am the saddest sack.

Just so stupid. It's dumb.

I am more floof than man.

That's gross.

What even is fluffernutter

That.

waj

That's some Naked Gun level death scene. It's fantastic. Kinda reminds me of everyone getting shot in the dick in the Robocop remake.

Nope I am died from eating the whole thing. Plus leaving it to your imaginations is more entertaining then telling you it was pizza and crazy bread.