GuyBeardmane

Katana, aka Tana, aka Tana Baby, aka Princess, aka Princess Tana, aka Princess Baby, aka Baby Butt, aka Chunk, aka Booger, aka Sweetie Pie, aka Lil Baby, aka Booger Butt, aka Impatient Asshole, aka Spoiled Baby, aka Spoiled Baby Butt, aka Squishy, aka Moosh, etc. Willow, aka Willow Girl, aka Willow Dog, aka Shrimp Dog, aka Sweet Girlie, aka Bub Rocky, aka Rocky Boy, aka Bub, aka Bubber, aka Bubba, aka Godammit, aka Fuckin Asshole

We can't have anything nice. George Lowe was a treasure.

One Night Ultimate Werewolf is pretty spectacular. You just get the one round to debate and vote and game is over, so you get a lot of fun replay. Cyanide and Happiness made a few games too, but the only one I've played is Joking Hazard. It's Cards Against Humanity but making a three panel comic instead.

Y'all talkin' bout titties?

Not into vore?

Could Goku just power level by getting his ass kicked a bunch and then eating a senzu bean? Like, get a whole bag from Corrin, let Vegeta or Gohan or Trunks or Goten or other Trunks or Piccolo or all of them just stomp a mudhole in his ass and walk it dry, and then on the verge of death he calls a time out, eats a senzu bean, and then suddenly he's at like five times normal power, just to repeat the process until he eats the last senzu bean and is a few million times stronger than before?

This is how you know I've been working with Kindergartners for too long.

Lions winning the Super Bowl this year. Calling it now. Cubs broke the Curse of the Goat the same year Trump won his first presidency, so because Trump won the election again against all sense, the Lions are going to finally get their rings.

I don't care how popular the Penguin show is, I will always just hear "waj waj waj" in my head when the character is discussed.

That's fun. I'm happy for you. <-- Me being sincere as I have had a gummy a few hours ago

Okay but now I want to know what I missed.

Also I'm fuckin sexy today.

Thankies. I spent my birthday getting a massage and facial, then gummy, pizza, and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Because the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42, just like I am.

Katana likes to lick and bite my nose. Some cats just like to be affectionate in different ways.

Birthday woooooo!

G.I. Joe, because both sides can't hit a goddamn thing. All them blue and red lasers just flying and hitting nothing.

ACL wins, because the Achilles tendon being severed can actually kill. I saw it in a movie.

Exactly. Norbert may be chill af, but the brothers can lose their cool at a moment's notice.

Giving the nod to Finn and Jake. Cow and Chicken have the whole super cartoony thing going on and Cow could become Super Cow for the fight, but I'm giving the edge to the ones with combat experience.

Norbert and Daggett are definitely beating CatDog, because CatDog can't even cooperate with themself. Caillou beats cocomelon baby, because he's at least a toddler and can throw punches. Even if he has terminal cancer.

I've only played Ocarina, but I can't imagine Z Targeting being such a benefit that Navi doesn't get smashed by a robot.

Giving the nod to Cuphead and Mugman. Lolo and Lala can only trap things in eggs momentarily, and they also got their asses kicked by Kirby.

I say Beavis beats Spongebob. Because even though he's Beavis, Spongebob is a sponge.

At least we get this.

Titties. Your mom.