GuyBeardmane

See, I was gonna reply earlier and say that it was a shame that there weren't any Thanksgiving songs and then

CAUTION: The video linked here is super adorbs and reminiscent of a Studio Ghibli movie and it'll make you smile.

NumberKuwanger was the most annoying boss in Mega Man X.

That's the kind of inspiration I need to get through this life.

NOW how am I gonna fuck a russian bot?

Aren't all the user names white, though? Or an extremely light grey, at least.

Yeah man, that's fucked. Like, mega fucked.

Naturally.

Look, man, if this russian bot is dtf, then it's gravy under the bridge.

Why the kink shaming, though?

Good talk.

Why shop at all, then?

See, at least I asked to watch first. It's rude to just walk in.

Don't-a forget the pizza pie.

Do they typically use each other's crotches as pillows?

Nah dude. Puppets are evil. Puppet handlers are just the first victims.

I mean I can understand the reasoning, as I don't think clowns are scary at all and think they're pretty swell. But man. You're so wrong. Puppets are just evil.

Yeah, fuck those guys right out.

Yeah, mosdef. Just like marionettes are the highest tier of puppets.

Gonzo is a pretty cool guy. eh shoots himself from a cannon and doesn't afraid of anything.

On a scale of scariest to not very scary at all, Puppets rate highest, followed by Dolls, and then Mannequins with Heads. Everything else, from vampires to clowns to zombies to corgi puppers, doesn't rate highly enough to compare. Muppets are excluded from the category of puppets, because Kermit is rad af.

If you haven't already, start filling out applications for new jobs. You're more hire-able if you're currently employed. If your job is getting to the point where you dread going in and you're depressed about it, you need to move on.

That place went bankrupt and got bought out in 02. It's now Six Flags over the Pit in my Basement.