Chapinator_X

That’s gotta have an odious aftertaste

Yeah, I remember that part of the Chocobo breeding process was leveling them up in races in order to have two Chocobos give you a new variety. One generous aspect of trying to get both the Gold Chocobo and Knights of the around was that you were able to get both at the same time without having to take on any more side quests. Once you get the Gold one, just ride it to the island with KotR and you’re set.

Sephiroth was pretty easy, with or without Knights of the Round. It's Ruby and Emerald Weapon that are miserable at any level.

All of the best Final Fantasy games were on the PS1 in one form or another. I enjoyed VII the most, but it’s in good company with the VI port, VIII, IX, and Tactics. The original RE2 is my top Resident Evil game though. The remake was alright, but Mr. X became far more irritating than scary to have to navigate around to finish puzzles. RE5 was nestled in the era when the games got sillier, but it had a great Mercenaries mode & Co-Op.

I don’t recognize the albatross beaks at the beach so I’ll have to go with seagulls for the time being.

Seagulls are pretty cool since they chill by the ocean and eat a ton of food from fresh fish to some inattentive beach goers’ picnic items. Iguanas because they’re big lizards that bask in the sun and also eat a ton everyday. Cats, dogs, pandas, and penguins are a given since they’re cute. Koalas are hilarious because of how they ended up predestined to be some of the dumbest animals around.

My princess is in another castle. That’a much is’a true, Toad. But your soul belongs to another kingdom!

Got engaged recently and adopted a kitten this past month.

One thing's for certain; the characters will have noodle arms & legs.

Didn’t know they were the ones financing the Tower of God adaptation. Wonder what it’ll mean for future manhua adaptations given how there aren’t as many South Korean comics getting the anime treatment.

Straight Outta Compton would’ve been far more exciting if this acquisition happened during NWA’s rise to fame.

The Ultimate Ninja games were the only arena fighter games that didn’t feel clunky or slapped together. That being said, this one does have Ashido, so I’ll wait til it’s discounted to get One’s Justice 2.

I also have never had it, but I admire the ingenuity of stacking starch on starch.

Ah, the prequel to Dunkacchino.

Chip butty

Probably the first 30 minutes of Tower Heist.

It’s back up. Van Paugam’s city pop radio, however, is still gone because for some reason, American copyright sharks are going apeshit to protect their ability to not sell obscure foreign 80’s music in the states.

These sound putrid, but the Sesame Seed Bun candle is the only one that has any chance of smelling good.

Im.fappin

CAN YOU LAST LONGER THAN TEN SECONDS PLAYING HENTAI BABE NUT PARTY? MOST MEN CAN’T LAST FIVE!

Last Saturday, I had the displeasure of sitting near some of hell’s most prized demons. They were CEOs that mocked and celebrated the death of an overweight driver that the my tired, and kept going on and on about stupid shit like buying abusable meds from Mexico, calling a random dude “Jazzy Jeff”, wanting waitresses that have clothes saying “will fuck for tips” and celebrating a night of debauchery that will quickly follow their meal. They also went to an Italian restaurant with someone who either hates or is allergic to garlic. Real sadsacks who think they’re Jordan Belfort but are really just scum-fucking over-the-hill lounge lizards. If there’s ever a class uprising where we turn the rich into chum to feed to the dogs, I’d start with people like these fucks.

Turns out that I get more normal pictures when I google “Tamale Pie” instead. But the shame has already been felt.