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"ONII-CHAN! GEIMU! GEIMU!" Umaru-chan shouts. She continues kicking her big brother in the shin until he caves in a buys her yet another new video game. But as she traps on her VR helmet and puts in the disc, she finds out that there is more to this game than she could've ever bargained. What she was playing was Sword Art Online, a game hijacked by its creator to trap its players to beat the game, or die. "ONII-CHAN, this geimu sucks! I want out!" Umaru-chan implored. But it was far too late. Our beloved moe hamster nugget now has to fight for survival in a place where the hours she spent in her room playing Last Fantasy geimus can finally pay off. Desu Wa Online: Lost Himouto "Amazing," Kirito exclaims. "I couldn't have beaten all of the monsters on the 100th floor without you! What can I give you as a reward for your help?" Umaru-chan grins. "COLA!"

Did the other two people make a beeline to the locker room?

It's an Edgar Wright movie, so it'll probably be good. However, I've been a cheaper bastard about going to the movies, so I'll wait until later to see it.

They just built a Subway by the stadium. It was ok, but I found it funny that they ended up getting rid of the food court Quiznos in the process. As if Subways worried that the Quiznos on the opposite end of the campus will dip into their profits. The only stable fixtures at my school were Starbucks, Wendys, Papa Johns, a generic chicken bowl place, and a generic Chinese food place. Everything else was replaceable to them, even the decent Mexican place they had. Moving the Einsteins to Quiznos' kiosk though in favor of giving Chick Fil A Express its own building was the last straw.

I never really sought them out unless someone else was picking it up for everyone. I held a vendetta against them after they replaced my campus' standalone Einstein Bros, forcing them into the food court where their menu got gutted. Barely any coffee or non-bagel options anymore. The Chick-Fil-A on campus doesn't even have all the items on the menu, the cunts. You don't need a whole building to sell a sandwich and a soda.

How does Leeroy Brown compare to Dio Brando or Griffith from Berserk?

It's too much effort to keep my beard looking clean, but I also don't want to fall under the neckbeard stereotype or look haggard, so I gotta at least shave the neckbeard off if I'm not going to fix up the rest of my beard.

The first one is Boku no Freeco. The second one is Death Note Evolution: Origins.

"GET IN THE TRASH, KID!" a bully shouts as he gives Light Turner yet another swirlie. "One day....I'll make you pay!" Light shouts, in a screetchy voice, spitting out toilet water every so often. "Oh yeeeeeaaaaah? Another one of your school shooter fantaasies?" the bully smirks, putting a hand behind his ear as if he didn't hear correctly. "It's...not.." Light sniffles as he suppresses yet another after-swirlie sobbing. As the bully walks away, Light takes a stroll outside with tears in his eyes. "If I had the power! I'd, I'd, I'd kill them all!". "You too, huh?" "Who's there!?" Light shouts. "It's me. Son Goku." "Son Goku, I've heard that name before. You're grandpa's dead!" "Yeah, I'm also a victim of cruel bullying. Some asshole named Texas Battle keeps being a dick to me. All I want to do is ask Chi-Chi for a kiss, but I don't know how?" "You know," Light says with a malicious look in his eyes. "We can get back at them!" "Get back?" Goku ponders. "You're not thinking of doing anything illegal now, are you" "As illegal as murder goes! You've got the body, I've got the brain. Just fire your saiyan powers at everyone. Bullies, criminals, illegal aliens! ALL OF THEM!" "Cheese and rice, that sounds unhealthy! Hmmmmmm, well I'm down with anything as long as Master Roshi lets me borrow his sportscar!"

The Iwatobi Swim Club is getting prepped up for the new year. Haru is practicing photosynthesis inside of his bathtub, Makoto is watching over him to make sure he doesn't drown in a shallow puddle, Nagisa is badgering Rei to let him borrow his swim shorts even though Rei knows full well that Nagisa never lost his swimshorts, and Rin stares at Iwatobai High School's pool from the other side of the fence as he reflects on his seething jealousy of Haru's friends. However, on the first day of school, a transfer student arrives! "All rise. Bow. Take a seat. Alright class, we have a new student today, so please give him a warm welcome!" The door opens, revealing a boy with short blonde hair and blue eyes. Everyone in the room is shocked because he came dressed in an oversized white T-shirt and speedos, a far cry from Iwatobi's standard issue student uniform. He approaches the desk and faces his startled classmates. "Hello everyone! My name is Pico! I love swimming Freestyle! Please, take care of me!"

Man, they were really trying to promote AKB48's involvement in performing the Sugar Rush theme

My Wife's Dying Wish of a Romantic Getaway Has Been Sabotaged by a Damn Brat! I Would Have Never Expected Food Cooked by Rats to be as Delicious as This!!! Being Imprisoned by My Big Sister's Ice Powers Awoken a Deep Love in My Heart! Why Did My Big Brother Never Tell Me His Dakimakura Had Super Powers!???

Happy Birthday

I've been meaning to buy the Half-Blood Prince book because it was my favorite Harry Potter movie, but it rarely shows up in thrift stores.

Starless

I remember having that Canada Dry flavor a year or so ago. It was way too bland.

Mega Evolution Magicarp

When the Cringe Binge admins hear you say mean things about viper

Mew, but with a gun