SlappyKincaid

...why?

He beats me up in Civ 6 no matter how I try. I was once one turn away from being able to nuke him after a very long back-and-forth war over a city, and he managed to nuke my nuke on the turn it was ready. I was salty.

Long story short, i damaged the oil filter when I changed the oil last, and with the temperature drops, it mustve worked its way to having an actual hole in it and was leaking oil. Like, you could see a small crack in it where oil was oozing out when the engine was on. Changed the oil, didn't fuck it up this time, drove around a bit and the light is now off, so it was probably something relatred to oil pressure. I could drop in on my parents and try out that code reader for curiosity's sake, but yeah.

I DONE FIXED IT So, I've learned some things from this. The oil filter wrench is only for removing oil filters, not installing new ones. I've been lucky in my stupidity for that one. And without going into more detail, I done fucked up a few months ago, and should've dealt with things then and would've avoided this problem now. BUT. $40 and a big ol stain on my driveway, and learning what not to do, despite having the last time be the only time I did a big goof... Bullet dodged and lesson learned. Also, my stepdad DOES have a code reader, although I didn't even actually need to use it this time....

I know him in real life. In before I get banned

I learned that Goatwhore has a new album because of shitposting in this thread, so thanks

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the sweet release of death

Spectrum, which bought Time Warner, after Comcast was not allowed to buy Time Warner because monopoly laws, even though who gives a shit about those

https://imgur.com/gallery/7WFN0

As much as I would like to save a bunch of money, at the same time I dont know if I trust myself to clean something I barely understand beyond "Yes, I've heard of that part before", and that's assuming that's even what the problem is. I should see if my stepdad did ever get a reader, though, that might be a good starting point, otherwise I just need to bite the bullet and get it looked at. Maybe I can mooch money off my grandparents.

Oh noooooo My old car was having converter problems along with a million other things, but it was going to be like $600-700 to deal with

It's just charging up, right? That's what vidya gaems always taught me

Even a lemon can be appreciated by the right person. But if you're not looking for lemons, then stop picking them and throwing them on the ground. Your mom had a much cleaner mouth than me, but it just goes to show that even between generations, people didn't always hit gold the first time.

Hello Kitty is a robot??

i know i need to take it in, it's just that this shit seems to happen at the most inconvenient times, ya know? Always. Constantly. thanks obama

am I saying it to the tow truck guy, as he loads my car onto the flatbed? hue hue hue

I disagree. I understand what you're trying to say, and I disagree and I think you're wrong, and have just had bad luck meeting good people. There's a lot of shitty people. Bad luck is more common than good luck, at least that's what it seems like. But men or women are or aren't one thing or the other, you're referring to assholes. Assholes are incapable of love and nurturing. Both men and women can be assholes, depending on the culture, one gets called bitches or cunts. And like at the end of Team America...

You sound like my one friend, who keeps getting propositioned for just hookups, and then wondering why he can't find a loving dude. I'm capable of love and nurturing, I just love boobs and vaginas, but I can be sensitive. I've seen a fair share of relationships sour because the woman strayed, but I've also seen those relationships fail because the guy was a fuckup. My first serious girlfriend ended up cheating on me the minute she got freedom from her abusively controlling mother, and I know it wasn't because of me. I was pissed, but that was on her as a person, not all women. I then had a fling with a girl who wanted something serious from me, but was willing to settle for being fuckbuddies, and it was some of the best sex of my life, but I felt like an absolute scumbag, because we talked about that shit and looking back, I know she was not just ok with fooling around here and there, she crushed on me and I let my dick make the decisions. After that, I had a long passionate relationship that ended with both of us falling out of love due to stress from work and school, and communication failures. Women, amirite? Well, no. Because I know what I did right and I know now at least what I did wrong with all of these women, and there's absolutely no reason that anyone of any sex or gender can't also figure out what they or their partner did or didn't do wrong. But regardless of what kind of genitals you have, if you're looking for love, don't go after people just looking to fuck, and vice versa.

i think something may have been submitted before I finished a thought, or that was for a different thread wait, no we figured it out