SlappyKincaid

Mama says the patriots are the devil. But also the Eagles are the devil... YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS THE DEVIL, MAMA! WELL I LIKE VICKY VALENCOURT, AND SHE LIKES ME! AND SHE SHOWED ME HER BOOBIES AND I LIKE THEM TOO!

It is done in the future, just time travel there.

sex is only mythical if you're having a gangbang with bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and zeus

that would probably get you ejected from the stadium

No? Unless you need to be married off to a "traditional" society, why would that matter?

I'd go with "stupid" myself, but that's just me.

Here's a good joke: There's people born and raised in upstate NY or western NY that put confederate flag stickers on their shit.

It's parkinsons rip in peace

I think I blurred 2 episodes together, they both had japanese stereotypes in them

"Muscle aches got you down? Joints sore from all that work activity? Tired from bringing shame unto your family? Enola Gay can take care of that! Enola Gay wipes out trivial pains and societal woes in an instant! Just one application and you'll feel like hundreds of thousands of judgmental eyes were suddenly closed! WARNING: DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT ENOLA GAY. TWO APPLICATIONS NOT RECOMMENDED. IN CASE OF SEARING PAIN AND/OR SKIN FAILURE, SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY."

VERY... VERY SMARR PENUS

So young, so sad.

I wonder when "gay" started to mean "homosexual" more than it meant "happy" or whatever. Some linguist somewhere probably has a paper on it, but I'm lazy. Really, though, what kind of name is "Enola"?

I think it was someone's name, like somebody's mom or wife or something. ...oh, you literally wrote that right there in front of my eyes.

ayy lmao

Cats are silly.

Smoke alarm. Put it back.

....thats how you get diabeetus

https://www.therecoveryvillage.com/drug-rehab/drug-abuse-hotline/#gref

It's easy to make and its tasty, and you can make a ton of it or just a small amount.

is that the three legged cat? Also dat size difference