SlappyKincaid

the fucks wrong with its faaaace??

Even though pop tarts are just sugar and sawdust and vegetable shortening, I still like them from time to time. Fuck the haters, sometimes garbage is delicious

Well, remember that they don't make any money off you if you don't have a balance for them to stack interest on.

11 years. And if I have any other siblings that I don't know about, then there's some family secrets people been hiding from me. Technically my half sister, but that feels derogatory towards her and my stepdad so I don't like using the term.

idk she's got part of a 1000 yard stare going Cute, though

....oh no....

he's a pretty major voice actor guy, he's been in a lot of quality shows. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vic_Mignogna#Anime

what if i was going to send pat this card i made for him but just happened to accidentally sneeze by accidental accident as I was sealing the envelope?

If I had a dollar for every time I felt old over the past 5 years of my life considering I just turned 30, or a dollar for every time watching a game show made me want to go to a gangbang.... See here's how I know Im old, because while the gangbang might be fun for a few hours, maybe... ... I got bills to pay...

"casino" what was for lunch today at the "casino"?

theres some shit to stir over in the rants folder. It's so shitty and already stirred up, though, I can't bring myself to try and stir it more

if i sneeze into an envelope and mail it to pat will i go to jail?

That would be incredibly disappointing

My ears are popping, maybe the tide is starting to turn. Victory over the microbes mayhapst be nearst?

It looks like something I'd see Ashens or Cult Moo eat on youtube, because it was from the 80s or 90s and someone found it and sent it to them

that looks sketch as hell, like dollar store bargain bin shit.

I wonder if we'll ever find out what it is that meatloaf won't do for love...

I like making the joke "Looking for love?" when I check in that particular flavor

I've never seen it mixed up, but it looks like soup base in the package. Not sure what it looks like when it's rehydrated.