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death_by_motorboat

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  1. i grieve ever having grieved a grieve. this is everyones fault equally.
  2. what is doki doki?
  3. if you can be here on your phone i'll be sure to message you.
  4. you have to be more specific
  5. i dont have any. but amish horse shit mushed in snow could get splashed on them in the rain in like april. or beer piss.
  6. to me that phrase is a literary mistake. my tongue refuses to say it. its like "dont forget to shower, ...... off the rose bushes with a hose when you get home..."
  7. who are you talking to? context.
  8. draw a rasta ghost playing the steel drum
  9. are they secretly russians?
  10. no. it means you care a lot more than they do which you can see is the wrong way to be in a friendship in the first place. its time to make up your mind why they abandoned you; are they too immature to see the value of the relationship? are they not who you thought they were? are they too shallow to forgive you? dont beg, if it makes it past explaining and apologizing, they really dont want you back and you shouldnt want them back.
  11. "dont forget to think"
  12. did you ever firmly stare at the entire dry cycle to see if your clothes would spontaneously combust from static electricity and heat?
  13. never mind i'll just act like no one remembers
  14. is someone gonna do my laundry?
  15. are you gonna pay for the rocket fuel?
  16. as i walk through the valleys in the shadows of death i take a look at 90's rap and say "ah theres none left"
  17. the meat should defs be taco flavored
  18. is the meat mexican spices and flavor or is it kinda bland? whats the worst part? how did you make up your mind you dont like? and it kind seems messy. i hate when food is messier than it needs to be except hot wings.
  19. oh okay ita a quesadilla with a big burger inside it. so it wasnt any good? i like their steak and shrimp meal
  20. how do you put a quesadilla a on a bun? im going to have to google it now dammit.
  21. i still get embarrassed when i see you because i said something sick and perverted to you once. i hate my guilty conscience. someone i like is there, yet there is a giant gap between me and being able to relate to them. did you ever forgive/forget that instance?
  22. all the worst things in the world are under my skin. i am calling it a night. good luck with expressing your anger.
  23. focus. i have never seen you angry you can still get me by surprise.
  24. is that all you can do!
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