death_by_motorboat

oh. flush mounting, is that running from the wall to the ceiling or just in the wall?

i dont have a cunt bnmjy. and i wont be doing any shoving of any kind.

i do say.

thats awesome. the vacation part i mean. why did you book yourself out during the vacation?

is there a rabbit that can be used as fish bait? tiger bait? bait cars?

i must recommend no bat fucking please not even if one of those porn producers say theres a bunch of money in it for you. just use a regular dildo.

i'll pass the word along if i find any skanks during my search for an honest relationship

thats not a good thing for your health, dont fuck the bat per se, but you can fuck with the bat a little, like choking up for a bunt

when you swing the baseball bat, swing all the way through the full motion of the swing, as if the baseball was not really there. Aim at the baseball, but dont stop your swing on contact with the ball. finish the swing as if the ball was imaginary. you will hit the ball harder and farther if you practice.

something about this is fishy.

cant take it back now.

i almost fapped, i was mid fap actually when you confessed

only if you stop pretending to be a beautiful woman

if i have to live like this forever i dont think im going to last very long

why? you want me to be single forever?

awww... but if i said any of those things to you (or any female) they'd hang me for being sexist and pushy

wats going on here

just buy shit no one wants to throw them off

gotten used to the tiny penis?

exactly. this the guy i wondered if he was alright or not... last time we talked pheels you were living in a motel and fucking obliterated on the hard shit

drpheelgood had a red hair anime icon for ever right?

do what ya gotta do man its a job, it sucks but its a job

literally $100's in tips or hot bitches are the only two possible reasons and those night are rare the rest of the time its shit money and people are assholes, fat, stupid, drunk, need you to carry their fucking groceries, old and senile cab company owners are usually gambling, drunk, perverts, and a few other highlights i cant recall atm it more fun when your in your 20's

they use you for all kinds of shit. car auctions, picking up parts out of town, running from one company to the other... the customers suck, some of them dont speak english, theres kids, and puke, and piss to worry about... i sometimes like the bar calls cause there were hot bitches... out of towns are your only sure winner and most of the time out of towners tip really good