death_by_motorboat
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@bnmjy hey just to make that post less cryptic, i am trying to say faith is a strength. just like weightlifting. not everyone is good at it or can do it. my little poem was to try to make a compassionate tone from someone being accused of being a heathen.
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and why are we heathens? the truth of faith is we must have that faith in our hands, to judge and define what we feel in it on our own, testing it, making sure it is ours, grounded in beliefs that are truly ours. we cannot arrange deeper beliefs than we were bestowed, blessed, granted a safe-haven, and taught to live. praying, I would ask jesus: the path of courage involves risk; not knowing how or what will happen as a result, is that lesson honest, about divided faith too? to keep faith involves great steadiness and unwavering strength; fear. only maybe the Lord has the strength to answer.
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@nameraka, its not fair that you posted the ACTUAL best song ever written in a mock thread bro. youre going to break so many hearts
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a plastic leg wouldnt turn me on.
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Anybody else like Acid Bath?
death_by_motorboat replied to That_One_Guy's topic in Arts, Literature & Music
i used to listen to them everyday. -
Today would mark my 13th boardiversary on the old ASMB
death_by_motorboat replied to Death_is_coming's topic in Free-For-All
congrats & cheers!! -
but i have never even seen someone hate you. how could that be?
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she looks like she doesnt get it.
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the most hated user is the one they hate the most.
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Today would mark my 13th boardiversary on the old ASMB
death_by_motorboat replied to Death_is_coming's topic in Free-For-All
good idea i need some liquor -
Owning a car is pretty overrated when you think about it
death_by_motorboat replied to Zenigundam's topic in Free-For-All
aint gotta car. dont need one, unless i gotta get a job out of town. edit: actually. on second thought, all i can envision right now is freezing my ass of when i dont want to walk early in the morning, so fucking car for the places you have to be. but i dont have a job so i could care less. -
they seldom change their direction when they decide how they are going to cross a room, unless the are traveling two walls. but when they are headed right at you, you have to kill them or get out of their way... they're suicidal and unaware.
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Why tf do women take blazing hot showers
death_by_motorboat replied to That_One_Guy's topic in Free-For-All
HAHAHAHA clit cheese. thats funny yeah so back to the point, im sure that_one_guy they like hot showers because they want to end clit cheese. -
Why tf do women take blazing hot showers
death_by_motorboat replied to That_One_Guy's topic in Free-For-All
well as like most people i know she was dumb in most normal ways and not self aware in most normal ways. fucked up in the head and anti social. sure she was a loser. like me -
Why tf do women take blazing hot showers
death_by_motorboat replied to That_One_Guy's topic in Free-For-All
you dont want to. -
Why do some men take ice cold showers under waterfalls?
death_by_motorboat replied to Zenigundam's topic in Free-For-All
aww cold sucks sometimes. gotta have hot springs and steaming geysers -
Why tf do women take blazing hot showers
death_by_motorboat replied to That_One_Guy's topic in Free-For-All
okay so i went down on a nasty freak whore. dont ask me why i just wanted to make sure she came. cause she fucked me like twelve times i guess. under the hood on the skin that pulls back around her clit there was a layer of fucking filth just incognito hiding there... so be happy some of them shower -
i was supposed to graduate in the year 2000
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
there was a lot of acid back then -
i was supposed to graduate in the year 2000
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
oh yeah. -
i was supposed to graduate in the year 2000
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
are you serious? -
i was supposed to graduate in the year 2000
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
i just believe some of the people i knew would have huge raging parties for that "2000" reunion mark... but realistically they would still invite me if we were in contact even though i didnt graduate... for example last year i was in the area of my hometown on new years and got invited to a party by an old friend. omg i appreciate that guy. god bless him. his kids were play fighting me for two hours and we had this huge party with food and beer. it was so much fun. -
i was supposed to graduate in the year 2000
death_by_motorboat replied to death_by_motorboat's topic in Free-For-All
in 2000? -
but i quit high school and i never looked back on missing prom or being popular. never looked back on all the friends i lost because i was self centered and closed minded to pop culture. but i am most upset or regret most about missing the "turn of the millennium-reunion" parties. i bet they are fucking outrageous.