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  1. death_by_motorboat
    fuggz you seem to be the only taker. when can i move in and start mooching?
  2. death_by_motorboat
    when i get drunk i jump out of bed a few times per night thinking something is wrong or on fire
  3. death_by_motorboat
    aww po lil kitteh
  4. death_by_motorboat
    to check his email and get back to me. i thought he was avoiding me and we werent going to be friends anymore. i get nervous too easy i guess.
  5. death_by_motorboat
    you put someones junk in it and use that bolt to crank those inner blades closed... i think
  6. death_by_motorboat
    i didnt realize that was a link i thought it was a jpeg so you like ICP?
  7. death_by_motorboat
    lmfao
  8. death_by_motorboat
    nah. they are just easy to make fun of. the talent is easily obscured by negativity, like any art in the world ex. anyone can hate, but only honest people can admit when something has some kind of talent
  9. death_by_motorboat
    well thatd be a nice surprise
  10. death_by_motorboat
    then why insult all juggalos over a fucking post?
  11. death_by_motorboat
    oh. well i guess thats some hope maybe youll remember where you hid a million dollars or something
  12. death_by_motorboat
    ill do mulatto face, keep her wanting more
  13. death_by_motorboat
    bnmjy is only commenting to equivocate
  14. death_by_motorboat
    ill knock the dust off that old koochie of hers
  15. death_by_motorboat
    thanks for the insight... lol
  16. death_by_motorboat
    hey! watch those peepers, buddy!
  17. death_by_motorboat
    yeah good point
  18. death_by_motorboat
    i see how thats important
  19. death_by_motorboat
    well i hold on to your application just in case.
  20. death_by_motorboat
    that would be lucky
  21. death_by_motorboat
    are you saying you want the job?
  22. death_by_motorboat
    i'll keep trying anyway one day the hottest hottie whos rich and cant control her desires for me will come along.
  23. death_by_motorboat
    just try not to puke and wait to you feel good enough to drink more. that way you wont have a run-in with the porcelain god until tomorrow morning
  24. death_by_motorboat
    and she needs to buy me a car and take me out to dinner and pay all my bills and she needs to be really horny leave your applications in this thread
  25. death_by_motorboat
    ok i guess you need to cool off. out into the snow with you.
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