Doom Metal Alchemist

It's because you're jealous of the main character.

@Cau For video games, are their any obscure/semi obscure games not made by Japanese people that you are into? Or maybe even well known games, like, idk, Mortal Kombat, GTA, Doom.... I don't know what other popular games are made by not Japanese people.

I have no idea if you like Garfield or not, but that's the first thing that came to mind when you said "cats" and "sleeping" If that's not your bag, here is a google image search for "cats baseball cap": https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS714US714&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=xOBNWv-WJoXamQGEzr-ABQ&q=cats+baseball+cap&oq=cats+baseball+cap&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0i8i30k1.144845.146618.0.147154.7.6.1.0.0.0.189.739.0j5.5.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..1.6.738...0j0i67k1j0i7i30k1j0i5i30k1j0i24k1j0i13k1j0i13i5i30k1j0i8i13i30k1.0.9_acdU1WJhI

Are you low on food? If so, go to the grocery store.

What interests do you have? Name some video games, cartoons, anime, tv shows, comics, movies, bands, etc.

Do you have a favorite sports team?

I wear a hat pretty much any time I go outside.

"where you date office supplies!" Huh?

Poison dart frogs are awesome. But Glenn is even more awesome.

What's the OS of a Chromebook?

I don't know, there is never any noteworthy cold weather here. The hottest in the summer since I've been living here is 113, if that helps any.

High of 69 on Friday here.

@mthor, a closet looner?

They look like condoms.

I used to eat pizza every fri-wed every week. It was usually just 1-2 slices per day, but still.

Not really liking it as much as the originals. Kinda disappointing, for example, to hear Frog's Theme as melancholy instead of triumphant.

lol that's a bit heavy-handed. I mean did anti-tobacco lobbyists pay George Lucas or something? Don't get me wrong, I hate smoking, but damn.

I didn't know that.

What do you call them now?

Well "firepin" does sound a lot cooler than cigarette. It almost sounds like some kind of ninja attack or black magic spell in a video game.

Did they actually call them death sticks in the movie, or was that just something the captioner did?

Yes.

That's a good one, but it would work better with a lizard, since they can regrow their tails.