Doom Metal Alchemist

I mean, think about it. You embraced the current technology and ditched the outdated technology. That's not shooing kids off your lawn, that's the opposite!

YEESSSSSSSS That doesn't look rubber like the one I remembered, but its perfectly understandable to change it up over the years.

When you've been unemployed as long as I have, there's really not much to enjoy. I WANT TO WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRKKKKKKKK

No! You became a kid again and played on the neighbor's lawn!

Man, that's more than Helloween, I think they're doing 5 U.S. dates.

I have been hired for a new facility that is in the process of opening up. The process of actually getting to me to my start date is very very slow, unfortunately. GODDAMMIT LET ME EARN PAYCHECKS

I didn't either.... but I was recently "forced" to buy a watch because my new place of employment doesn't let employees have smart phones on their person while working.

It doesn't bother me that it's not in.

Everything you said in this post is BASICALLY true... Manowar aren't very well known in their home country USA, but apparently they are very well known in Europe.

Do try hard faux alphas wear latex? Because I'm pretty sure they do wear furry loin cloths.

I already tried "rammstein dildo" and I didn't see it in the first few results and I was too lazy to keep looking or try a new search.

I guarantee you if you were into metal you'd love these guys' lyrics. I doubt you'd like their music either way, though.

Man Packard ruined my joke with sad facts about his life.

You mean you DON'T believe he's worked as a janitor for the same organization for the last 40+ years?

Man O War was a type of war ship. But Manowar are definitely very alpha... because of their music.

I just realized something.... I know you don't know who Manowar are, but you seem to buy into a lot of their philosophy, except taking music completely out of the equation. They can get away with this goofy shit because they're awesome songwriters (and Eric Adams has one of the all time greatest voices in heavy metal), but you, on the other hand... DEATH TO FALSE... alphas?

Also I've never seen a clock or watch that displays the actual numeral of minutes but not the hours. I have no idea how "old" that style is, but i never saw any clocks like that belonging to my parents or any of my grandparents.

I was about to ask if you were like westpark in that he doesn't believe in smart phones, but then I realized camera phones pre-date smart phones.

Yeah, I guess I never really crossed paths with him. RIP all the same.

I'm not talking about UEMB...?

Did he go by any other sn? I vaguely remember someone with Roboto, but not with Jiro. Since he was 46, I assume this was a babbler and/or ranter that I was not very familiar with, as I was generally older than most IBers.

10 / 10 he found the G spot.

Dude, sahockeygrl has made it abundantly clear she is by far the horniest female on this site. Hell, she may even be the horniest user here regardless of gender. Maybe she's not hornier than rogue. But as far as I know, rogue gets all the sex he wants, while sahockeygrl doesn't get all the sex she wants.

God damn I so want to find a clip of Rammstein shooting "cum" out of their giant rubber dildo onto the audience, but I don't have the slightest idea what search terms I would use.

Oh I thought you meant in your house. I thought this was gonna be a happier thread, lol.