Doom Metal Alchemist

Internet marketing 101.

I think if I get a receding hairline I'll just go with it like Dio. And if I go bald I'll just have a skullet like Gallagher.

I had pumpkin pie flavored ice cream (that's right, they didn't call it "pumpkin spice") before the whole pumpkin spice latte frenzy. It was really good. Tasted just like pumpkin pie.

I beat the first Mega Man and Mega Man 3 for the first time on an NES emulator (this was years ago).

Dear lord @SwimModSponges You look almost exactly like MLB player Hunter Pence. Hunter Pence doesn't wear glasses though.

Jesus Christ.

I put it in quotes and referenced Inuyasha in an effort to let you know I was using the term ironically.

Gay.

His name is Nigel. I just know it.

He looks down on you because you're a "half-breed" (like Inuyasha).

Oh, is that what all that white stuff falling from the sky is?

It's not Boozette, is it?

I'm bipolar, but I feel my meds have me managing it pretty well. Well, except my sleeping. My sleeping sucks.

Dammit bouvre, this is America. We say, "roommates." Sorry, I know that wasn't a question.

I like how her boobs have their own balcony.

NO. Red Sox are fine, but not The Dodgers.

ITT: Misaka admits to looking at loli crap... just not in the last two days.

I want to give this post a "laugh" react, but for the wrong reasons.

Happy birthday, Trigun! Tried to go a little unpredictable with the cake:

It's amusing you think this is some kind of "Gotcha!" you've got him in.

Happy birthday!

Here it usually doesn't start cooling down until Halloween. This year it started cooling down in fucking SEPTEMBER. O_O

Did he win anything?

You know, you can already do all this on facebook... where it's customary, nay, downright EXPECTED you use your real name, while with twitter it's generally just celebrities that use their real names and everyone else just uses whatever...