Doom Metal Alchemist

That's actually not the case with my situation, lol. As far as I know, it's just as lively here at night as it is during the day. I just enjoy being up at night and sleeping during the day. It's virtually impossible to be late for work when clock in is at 6:00 PM. It's hard as fuck for me to be on time when I got to be there by 9:00 AM.

Well, you got my number, at least.

Night shift is not for everybody, but I love it.

Happy birthday!

I use a laptop.

Oh yeah.... I forgot people do that.

You have no idea how often I've lived this.

Work is going ok and my band is going great.

Is that meant only for "emergencies" like you look in the mirror and see a random hair and pull out the fake lipstick and shave it off? Because I thought the whole point of waxing and creams and whatever else is so you don't end up having to shave your face every day like we (some of us) do. Actually that doesn't look like a lipstick at all, it looks more like an acne care solution. Oh wait, no I see it, it's just a weird photo angle.

........For Halloween...?

Solution: When you're getting ready to fap, silence your phone and put it out of sight. Or just turn it off. Whichever works.

I think you're going to have to explain to most of us what that is.

Well I don't need to see much.... As long as I can tell where the other people in the pool and the walls are, that's all I need to be able to see.... I don't wear my glasses while swimming, so my head under or above water, I can't see much anyway. Once I and my sister-in-law were in the pool at our house and she asked what time it was. I said there's a clock over there, and pointed to the wall. She didn't see it and asked me to just tell her what time it was, and I was like, I'd have to get out of the pool to get my glasses and I'd be cold.... Look, over there... that big orange and black thing. She didn't want to make me get out of the pool so she waited for my brother to come back out so she could know what time it is.

Happy birthday!

STOP PICKING YOUR NOSE STOP WATCHING SO MUCH HENTAI

@molarbear

Do you swim underwater with your eyes open without goggles? I grew up (almost) all my life with a swimming pool in my backyard, and swimming like that became a habit for me. One time my friend had a pool party at a public pool. I didn't know any better and spent the whole time swimming underwater with my eyes open without goggles. It wasn't until after I think I was already done swimming for the day (but still at the party) my eyes felt like they were on fire. I was bawling my eyes out (I was a little kid). HEY that thread awhile ago about the most pain you've ever been in.... that's probably mine. I totally forgot about that until seeing this post.

Pop. Pop happened to country music.

Apparently my style of facial hair is called a Balbo, and apparently the CDC thinks it's a grey area if I can effectively wear the mask or not.... I just got to be careful my chin hair doesn't cross the seal. Actually what I've got is like the mustache of the Balbo, but my goatee is closer to what's depicted in the Van Dyke. So I guess that means the mask is a no-go for me.

That actually sounds very exhausting.

Goddamn it, how did I not figure out that's what you meant? 😂

I knew the answer because you've told this one before.

Head.

Marijuana possession / smoking?

The answer to all its riddles will be shake the bag of food / start the can opener.