Doom Metal Alchemist

LMAO $75,000 affording you a mansion in SoCal.

Happy birthday!

I hear he was very adept at throwing chairs.

I'm pretty sure the fact that that is considered identity theft and is illegal has something to do with it.

I know we've been over this before, but if you think $75,000 is exorbitant where scoob lives, fuckin' lol.

Don't know how "indie" this is, but...

Ouch, bro.

This sounds like me. Hey, that doesn't sound like me. Maybe there's hope for me yet!

Happy birthday! 🎂

Naraku always posting music I've never heard of, he's too good for the obvious fitting theme here:

Fair point. I think when I was a VH1 board member they hadn't yet turned into reality TV land anyway. They were all about Behind the Music and 100 Greatest songs / artists of _______________.

Definitely Slayer mode:

Oh man, that would be wild if we crossed each other's paths back then and didn't even know it. 😆

Ok, packard.

VH1's Rock show. My Internet addiction is all their fault.

For me it was the Victoria's Secret catalog.

Because of what I described above, I now ALWAYS check how much TP is in the stall before sitting down.

Nope, we use the employee website. They literally don't give us any manager's phone numbers.

I've had those days where my alarm clock goes off for me to get up and get ready for work, and I sit up, open my eyes, put on my glasses, and in like a split second, I'm like, nope, PTO. Put in for PTO, then go right back to bed.

We never had a trampoline. I'm actually glad. I knew a wheelchair bound dude in college, and his paralysis was caused by a trampoline accident.... and it wasn't even his, and it was his first time on one....

That's the cheese on the top of his head.

After getting diarrhea at school as often as I have, shitting in public toilets becomes a non-issue. ......That is until that one day, where you again have diarrhea, so you rushed to the toilet as fast you can, and relieve yourself.... only to realize after it's already too late, there's no toilet paper. 😭

Naraku did you just make a lyric thread.... NOT in all caps??????