Doom Metal Alchemist

I like how to him "You eat McDonald's" was like the ultimate insult.

Can tune a piano AND can tuna fish.

What you're actually seeing is a saline solution being pumped in through one nostril and pumped out the other. It's not just a fountain of snot pouring out.

Is the proud owner of the one and only Foreigner belt, as seen on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He uses its powers constantly.

Rigged his heater to play "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner every time he turns it on.

Thanks to Kudasai in the mythbusters thread:

Is the owner of one of the venues that booked a Seight nude ventriloquist show.

I'm not dead.

Is mistaken about what I say to the mirror. I's actually, "Mirror mirror on the wall, magic demon eye, a realm of madness awakened by the call."

Faked his death and changed his legal name to Chuck E. Cheese, got a job at Chuck E. Cheese as Chuck E. Cheese, and lives inside the restaurant and only ever takes the costume off temporarily to eat or use the restroom. And only after hours, of course. He is so dedicated to the new identity, he has literally tricked himself into thinking Chuck E. Cheese has the best pizza in the world, and it is all he eats.

Then what's the difference between Sandstone and Nabs?

Are you sure? This seems so unlikely to me.

Brought Peppa Pig to the Bay of Pigs.

Also also tried out for WWE Tough Enough but got disqualified for throwing a folding chair at the camera man.

Talks like Barney the dinosaur when angry.

Traded in his monster truck for a cyber truck.

When you can't unclog your toilet, the sink is NOT a suitable replacement!

Gotta ask @The_annoying_onewas the react based on pre-edit or post-edit? lol

Is said jerk store's all time best seller.

David Burkowitz, a New York City serial killer, was Dubbed "Son of Sam" by the media. My question is, who the fuck is Sam?

At first I read RDR2 as R2D2 and was very confused.

Erected the world's very first jerk store in Akron, Ohio.

Like everyone else here, I wish ghosty would use the "what are you thinking about" thread for his inane babblings rather than posting the same two threads every damn day.

I came from the gas station spending EXACTLY $18.00 (zero cents!). Whenever someone spends such a round number on gas, they do it on purpose. I just let my tank fill up. When the pump automatically stopped because the tank was full, my total was exactly 18 dollars and ZERO cents.

Nice abbreviation, at first glance it looks like something Ghostrek would write when actually trying to write "Creative Writing."