Doom Metal Alchemist

Sleeps in Bobby's World.

Every day dresses up as a different Batman villain. Except on Halloween. On Halloween he wears his "just a normal dude" costume.

Makes me randy, baby.

Is the Sam in "Son of Sam."

"No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic."

I've done it too, but usually not in the winter. I just don't want to risk driving those distances at night coupled with fog and/or rain. This occurred to me as I was driving home from work in the fog at like 4:30 AM last week.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I've always felt the same way except it led to me growing my hair long. So kind of the opposite effect, lol.

Couldn't get his hands on weed as a teen, so he smoked oregano instead. And still does to this day.

Fuck Wrong thread

Got to the end of the minus warp zone in Super Mario Bros.

Starred in an independent porn film under the pseudonym Woody Pecker.

Bastes his turkey with chocolate milk.

Independently published a tentacle hentai manga starring Terra, Celes, and Ultros from Final Fantasy VI.

Pitched a Seinfeld spin-off of Uncle Leo to NBC 20 years ago. Is still awaiting a reply.

Whatever Rob Zombie drag races in.

I wish I played flute or a flute like instrument. I bought a tin whistle years ago, but I can't find time to practice it because my only free time on my work days is when people are trying to sleep. Electric guitars don't technically even need to be plugged in to practice.

I take issue with games from my childhood being referred to as "boomer" shooters. Was Pong from the Victorian era, then?

Swears to everyone they should replace their dental floss with guitar strings. The local dentists' offices pay him handsomely.

Are you sure you just don't see their ads anymore because, unlike when you were a kid, you don't watch kids' media anymore?

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^ I was recently considering driving to L.A. for a concert this month, I really want to go, an all-girl Japanese power metal band called Lovebites, how many other opportunities will I get. My work schedule even allows for it without me having to take any time off. But I realized I don't want to risk having to drive those distances in fog or rain, which very well may happen, and I'd definitely be driving in the dark. So sadly I decided I won't go. If it was the summer, I would definitely go.

I still get the boosters, just got one a couple days ago. No to everything else.

lol I'm not a metal elitist.