Doom Metal Alchemist

Got to the end of the minus warp zone in Super Mario Bros.

Starred in an independent porn film under the pseudonym Woody Pecker.

Bastes his turkey with chocolate milk.

Independently published a tentacle hentai manga starring Terra, Celes, and Ultros from Final Fantasy VI.

Pitched a Seinfeld spin-off of Uncle Leo to NBC 20 years ago. Is still awaiting a reply.

Whatever Rob Zombie drag races in.

I wish I played flute or a flute like instrument. I bought a tin whistle years ago, but I can't find time to practice it because my only free time on my work days is when people are trying to sleep. Electric guitars don't technically even need to be plugged in to practice.

I take issue with games from my childhood being referred to as "boomer" shooters. Was Pong from the Victorian era, then?

Swears to everyone they should replace their dental floss with guitar strings. The local dentists' offices pay him handsomely.

Are you sure you just don't see their ads anymore because, unlike when you were a kid, you don't watch kids' media anymore?

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^ I was recently considering driving to L.A. for a concert this month, I really want to go, an all-girl Japanese power metal band called Lovebites, how many other opportunities will I get. My work schedule even allows for it without me having to take any time off. But I realized I don't want to risk having to drive those distances in fog or rain, which very well may happen, and I'd definitely be driving in the dark. So sadly I decided I won't go. If it was the summer, I would definitely go.

I still get the boosters, just got one a couple days ago. No to everything else.

lol I'm not a metal elitist.

How about Navi? She's annoying, you're The_annoying_one....

Hot.

I somehow doubt midnight weighs 89 lbs.

Plays bass, and picks his nose with his fingers because "picks are for chicks."

Why is the game spelled CHRONO Trigger with an h but the character is spelled CRONO without an h?

Plays guitar and uses guitar picks to pick his nose.

I used to love Tostitos tortilla chips, but they're just gross now. Tonight I just bought a bag of Ruffles and threw away an almost full bag of Tostitos I got last week.

Buys packs of Ernie Ball guitar strings just so he can use the guitar g-string as his underwear g-string.

I love Mountain Dew but this is one of my favorite Simpsons moments.

Pepsi's Ace in the hole is they own Mountain Dew. If I want cola I'll take Coke over Pepsi, but Mountain Dew and its various flavors supersede all.