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    What fast food joint has the best fries?
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    Has season's tickets to The Detroit Redwings just so he can go to every game and hold up a sign that says "John 69:69".
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    Happy birthday!
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    They say prostitution is the world's oldest profession. But when did pimps start entering the picture?
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    Happy birthday, guys!
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    Fucking hypocrites, I wonder if these people would be singing the same tune if WB was to be bought by Fox. Left-wing: Propaganda! Right-wing: Oh that's just fine, not propaganda at all!
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    The peacock is neither a pea nor a cock. Discuss.
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    Lives his life by the philosophy of WWJD.
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    I still think "I'm happy for you and I'mma let you finish" was the funniest meme of all time.
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    I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
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    At every Halloween party, he does the Elaine Benes dance to the Monster Mash.
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    I don't know what's better about Mega Man 2 on the NES, the gameplay, or the soundtrack. Both top notch.
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    Once wrote a letter to Seth McFarlane, which simply said,
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    Bad news you just ripped off Futurama.
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    inb4 kudasai
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    .....Where are you from?
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    Bought out Pitchfork magazine just so he could rename it to Pitchforks and Torches magazine.
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    Hard agree, and I'm downright ashamed I didn't think of it until reading your post. Also, powdered doughnut pancake surprise.
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    Loves candycorn on the cob.
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    It's funny how Sprite went from lampooning soft drink companies using athletes to hawk their drinks to having athletes having their own custom flavors. How the mighty have fallen.
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    The most metal toy commercial ever:
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    He's married, not dead.
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