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Y'all remember Strawberry_Tampon?

That looks really good!

It's actually false. http://www.snopes.com/pedophiles-decapitated-corpse-found-on-judges-doorstep-after-bail-hearing/ With that said, I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often due to the fact that so many of them actually do walk free.

***POOF***

It's a shadow people!

It takes me back. I can't believe I use to watch that mess, lol.

Considering I once caught a bad case of bubble guts when I was at Wal-Mart a few months ago, I can understand why they might want to steal it.

You must be a grandma.

The leaves started turning and air started cooling even before Autumn came in around these parts.

HA! HA! HA!

I had a Taco Bell crunch wrap supreme combo and then a huge slice of chocolate cake with ice cream. We are in this together. I love you.

More likely than not, you plotting a death trap against me, lol. I don't know her name, but I've seen her GIFs and she's crazy.

Hey ma!

***POOF***

Do you still live in the same house? If so, nice color of walls. I also like that dresser too.

Where the world is your mind to come up with that? |::

Second Life is still...living?

Since I had two PB&Js earlier, I'm going to go with PB&J. <3

Mother fucking Olive Garden! We fancy here in Eastern N. Carolina!

I wish your husband a wonderful and blessed birthday today! May he have a great time with you, his beautiful wife, and get to experience many more birthdays with you! <3 Hey, don't forget the hot birthday sex.

So it's baked. Any flavoring?

A PB&J. I have digested the meatloaf. How are you cooking your chicken?

Did you know that the brain is the biggest and greatest sex organ?