discolé monade

goes to hooters for the original hooters buffalo platter , only. really really.

has tried to drive a semi...but believes that 12 of the 18 gears are just a suggestion

microwaves skivvys for that toasty nut feeling.

his style is so amish meets 80's coke dealer....iono from what i gather this is all him. from sound cloud days. has a master in busines marketing? or degree...does it matter - he saw this as a cash cow actually reminds me a LOT of of a show called 'dave' a jewish marketing ad employee pitching ideas decides he's REALLY good at rapping...but i digress (great show btw) he collabs with someone named $bono?

makes homemade popsicles with listerine.

paul mccartney will always be his wings upon a prayer.

lol... drunk driver no shit hot damn let party WITH YUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

thinks the beatles is spelled beetles.

it would be lovely to think like that. but as a transplant in a red state, it would be easier to keep the chip on the shoulder....but i want to be better then the MAGAtards...and help the people they mislead. rural areas are painfully unaware of the outside world, and get regurgitated two-speak from people like MD that like to pretend intellegence, hold positions* of power and authority...but also are painfully uneducated or just too obtuse to be anything else.

has a pet cricket in a matchbox.

has a tatoo that says 'no regerts' - some candy company saw it...well you know the rest.

taught my cat to sit on the remote so i can't find it, at his cat school in canada.

still thinks 'leap year' means one hops everywhere. the entire year.

absolutely. fantastic idea. you should ONLY play yung gravy mixes though.

it's weird, someone in your position, can't seem to grasp the adjectives you are using, and yet....that is exactly what you have to look forward to...from your own party. this is YOUR trumptopia. your muskville. YOU asked for this. this is nothing to celebrate, and it's so woefully obvious how YOU people pick HOW you want to see the way the words are being used. you simple carbon based life form. you don't win. they don't win. this is not a win situation...this is an absolute lose situation. go to your senior center...put that energy to helping them understand they may lose the very bed they occupy, the only sanctuary left on this blue rock. stop being such a hypocrite. you are no longer hidden in the safety of keyboard warrior. they know

thinks d batteries are only for.... massagers

pulls leaves of cabbage like a daisy, repeating 'she loves me. she loves me not'

has perfected the secret to seeming interested in any given conversation: he just hums 'i'm so pretty' in the key of a#.

dresses up in t-rex blow up costume, and chase children in the park with a fake hatchett

double post is hai

the kitty dangly bit is everything. not that blanket on the head, jackson jr.... the dangly bit.

is right, is right, he's bloody well right, because he knows he's got a right to be.

is a door to door hen salesmen.

told pete davidson, 'just go for it man'.