discolé monade

^ he says, knowing he's snapped selfies with the 'fbi most wanted' list in the background, at the post offices around the nation.

i'm supposed to be reading (for the last 3 days). also, i thought it would be really cool to add something else to my plate of finely vintaged procrastination, in marinated procrastination.

well....which blob. the original or the remake? because both were awfully good b movies...even though i don't think they were supposed to be b movies.

has a mighty need to make parade floats, for everyday use

mastered the art of stilt walking, so that he could march in the annual 'founder's day parade', while singing 'super bon bon' *** *** you're welcome, because this is a tight song. by one of the most underrated bands of their time

Scientists have created artificial life in the lab for the first time.

has a podcast dedicated to the use of rotten and/or rotting produce. it's not really successful, he does it for the boats and ho's.

wants to be the villian in the next uemb fanfic.

likes to walk around town with a 'disney princess talkng wand' , wearing a tutu, and giving hearty middle finger whilst yelling her battle cry:: 'BIBBIDY BOPPIDY BOOP BITCHES"

lager and necco wafers. i regret nothing...currently.

is currently looking into the mystery behind "why so many bans from seaworld?"

ok....damnit,....***time out*** why can't a hempolysynthwax thing be made TOOOO make disposable mini 'water vases' -- up to 3g length of use...and toss. in the wax is wild flower seeds...or hemp seeds.... but seeds and biodegradable.. you're fucking welcome!!! I get 20% for JUST now coming up with this shit...AND typing it out.. ** screen shot for licensing and copyright purposes**

was there when 'deep throat' came out of the shadows

goes into lengthy length....just to find out shit didn't work.

likes to play the nose flute, but has been trying a technique on playing the oboe....with his ass.

spaghetti

will also challenge bron breaker for the IC title....but ONLY after someone else tires him out.

sent yung gravy, a sternly, written letter, demanding to know why.

knows it's 'catsup', but just plays along with everyone else using 'ketchup'

accendently got caught in some kind of quantom leap snafoo.....problem is, he can only leap into people taking a shit.

**time out -- literally just came inside from starting fires** he's pleased to meet you, and would like for you to guess his name.

favorite meat is groundhog.

remember this?

The fluffy white fungus, similar to the zombie-ant fungus that inspired the "The Last of Us" video game and TV series, likely uses chemical signals to direct cave spiders out of their lairs and into the open. The fungus then kills the spiders and uses their corpses to release its spores, according to a new study.

has 'american bandstand' themed parties, just to show people, he knows how to do the hustle.