discolé monade

can sometimes stick the landing.

sold some hapless woman iguanas, called them komodo dragons. turned out the cash was conterfeit.

went running home to tattle about some woman that stole his ball. he didn't mention he was dressed like a 12 year kid.

punched a chihuahua in the face for humping his elf on the shelf plushie.

right? i remember thinking i was so fucking profound checking into the fucking st. charles. hookers and blow, pimps and cops that absolutely didn't give a fuck. i remember switching rooms, you know...because of the roaches...and thinking....this really isn't all that great...you know...because of the yelling down the hall. and finished CitR -- my 5th read through...and last. in that year.

loves to quote ron burgandy.

will drag race people in walmart.

heretic 8.5/10 i love the direction h. grant has been taking these days. nosfaratu 0/10 - this movie was absolute garbage. and i say that knowing that defoe played 'nosfaratu' in "shadow of a vampire" 10/10. he should have been pissed.

just because of that ONE song.....he thinks he's too sexy for everything, and will let everyone in the grocery store know it.

i would like to think i'm finally down in the single digits...i hope. 8%? maybe?

convinced soulja boy to do soulja game. their friendship has never recovered.

decided that he needed to know the exact amount of hairs he has up there. began counting 3 years ago...but has lost count 27 times.

locates geocaches and writes various messages like 'do you like me? check yes or no' and 'do you like hottie mcslutpants? yes or no'

this printer almost lost it's life. i was trying to scan this 16 page state application.... i pushed 'i', that wasn't the write one. that button prints a test page.....all over the 1st page and notary public stamp. side note, i know how to load the paper now.....

did a one man show, off off off off broadway called 'the penis monologues' it closed that same night.

likes to walk around with a sign that says 'eat at joes'

keep in mind you may be a spring/shades and colors look for facial makeup thingys. maybelline, sephora-you can get a free council at their stores. you look like a spring. watch out for using blues and greens on pale...you'll look like the witch of the west on a bad day. i haven't commented on your posts...because i was angry. at you. at the system. and has come of as angry at the trans society. if you know me...you know i'm not that horrible. just angry at the institution that always considered me 3rd rate. good luck to you. and know that even if people are the suck out there, you apparently have a LOT of support here. keep using the wig...it looks way better.

well....full disclosure. i knew it was on the fritz. i bought one last month. the cat has so many chew spots. last year i slapped it. so it won't print multiple copies.

my bgf AND office husband many moons ago asked me if i used a bat and had 'still' in the background. no...but so so satisfying.

mixes skittles and plain m&m's in share bowl.

my printer. 10 years old. destroyed, smashed, stomped. put in a bag, and slung into the hard...slung bag BACK to cement...and curb stomp. it's in 100's of pieces. in the rain. yay me.

the irs website, and it's numerous helping tools, can eat a bag of dicks.

currently contimplating a career move to 'fish hand model'

rufus = rufy ryuk san (san added) = sexy boyfriend (see 16 candles) kakame gets a tune sung to her in the melody of love boat, that talks about her fat ass and the heart shape coloring on it. smokeh mcdoo (mcdoodoobutt his long name) gets a tune