discolé monade

that wasn't the one i wanted to post... this was.

still trying to make that bedsheet into a parachute. he's mastered the art of 'tuck and roll' landing and hasn't broken anything since '02

will neither confirm nor deny knowing the whereabouts of d.b. cooper.

these things please, and capture the imagination of turnips like ...well nevermind. and it's turnips like.....nevermind, that pass around and post this type of bullshit. adding to the further distraction about what's really important. and what's actually happening. finally AI can't do anything right now, WITHOUT A PROMPT. which means a PERSON (without watching yet another clickbait video) did this...not a ghost in the machine. so many critical things going on, and people have to appease and sooth dumb twats.

was the one that leaked it to mike johnson about the war on christmas.

if you weren't mixing coca cola and poprocks to see exactly WHAT mikey liked about it, then what were you even doing ?

started the very first 'tiffany fan club' in his county. he's the only member. but going strong since 1997.

carries kelbasa in his parachute pants, in case of a flash bbq.

recreates the boulder scene from 'indiana jones: RotLA, with a lifesize paper mache boulder he rolls down his driveway. the neihbors love him.

ryuk woke up and got comfy again. might as well be my pet.

funmeal

definately has files on everyone since stumbling onto [asmb].

built a rocket ship to get to that moon full of cheese. and by damnit, at 7, he was going places.

happy meal

loves IKEA. has a garage full of still in box furniture to prove it.

i did. it's fucking AWESOME! my mum stopped at 29, she was pushing it after the 10th anniversary of her 29th birthday.

was sworn to secrecy, but knows that mr. hoonie will not admit that 'startrek' doesn't have a multi-verse, because stan lee had fun butt play with gene roddenbery's wife back in the summer of '69

one time, he used to own a life size map of his town.

good side of 40

when masturbation's lost it's thrill.

has been known to go into dressing rooms, close and lock the door, wait 8.2 minutes, and then yells "WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER?"

when replacing batteries, he'll just double check the 'deadness' of the battery, by licking both ends, before tossing them in a baggy, for the freezer.

has cashed in on several of the boards antics. tmz loves this guy.