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lol.... now scoob...when you say p-stoned...you're not talking about... wait...you know what? shut up scoob.

sets up his one man band, featuring keyboards and knee cymbols, outside the local 'seight's deli', only charges 1$ for a song. he only knows one song though, 'enter the sandman'

is strangely obsessed with canadian olive gardens

tuna fish with chips.

we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. what we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. what do you care?

hey... HEY!

is trying to revive the 'urban baby cage', but for adults. so far he's not as successful as people just don't want to be outdoors.

shut up scoob.

knows GOT damnt well i won't, just likes to make me use my loud font.

TIME OUT lmaoooooooo. can't breathe. thank you. lordt

applied to be a photographer for a member of the board's 'only feet' profile. i...er... i mean, she, denied the application.

gets from place to place by playing hopscotch.

runs like naruto to any baskin robbins.

paul blart is his hero.

longlegs 10/10 -- and i don't give that lightly. but i was impressed all the way around. the cinematograghy to the storyline, and all the nick cage inbetween. HOLY COW best charactor he's ever done. hellboy: the crooked man 8/10 -- there was a bit that got a little confusing, but it fixed itself.

but you're not wrong. i was obsessed with the book.

it's back to normal now. really weird. the highlight is that grey blue now.

travels around the country giving clases on 'how to be a shark mime: or 101 ways to kill it'

wakes up every morning at 0400, opens front door, and screams into the early morning air: TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS!!! then slams his door.

will only go to car washes that offer hand jobs.

can't tune a piano, but can sure tuna fish.

and the highlight is blue

was on 'naked and afraid', he wasn't a contestant...just liked running around naked.

reads various threads and comments from [uemb] in the genre of theatrical shakespeare, and assuming vocals.

goes to hooters for the original hooters buffalo platter , only. really really.