discolé monade

don't ask me. i find snarky funny when menfolk do it.

oh bother

taught me how to coupon, and to carry a change purse.

awww no way man, that's a harsh blow. gimme 'yer lighter man.

also knows about last summer, he was there.

this one ^ is trying out for a part in the soon to be broadway smash hit: the lost boys/the musical. break a leg, kid.

is there still a donation box?

farts in crowded elevators ^ and that one tickled my funny bone.

BABIES!!! i have been singing this song for decades lol mid had no idea what i was singing.... then one day, he looked it up. BASKETBALLL JONESSSSSSSS

before he was a doctor... he was the 5th dentist.

is the eggman

not before sticking a jagged toothpick in it...and mailing it along... ha haha hahahaha *sigh* old

like to go out in public with kitty ears and bunny tail.

awwww

goes to mosh pitts to talk to about the lord and savior.

goes to hooters strictly for the wings.

can actually see john cena

lol...that fine print, yo;

no.

ok. that's fucked up. even i would have jumped up for her.

knows exactly whose line it is, anyway.

XD

finds all the dives, drivethroughs and diners for guy fieri

is banksy

ok ok SOMEbody here HAS to work at a place that sells purple blankets AND can get an employee discount. we should make this a thing the 'get molarbear a purple billie blanket by halloween* and speaking of appeals... how about i was going to pay for a grant writing class with my g.i. bill last month, oh NOPE the letter i got stated 'AS WE TOLD YOU IN 2007, YOU NO LONGER QUALIFY....* derp...like i remember 27 minutes ago. i know why. i left cali, in the middle of a semester. i paid it back...but boop.