discolé monade

once applied for a job as a professonal toenail clipper.

don't give up. we can't give up. this can be so much better. :]

someone's a thirsty honey badger.

advanced ....zoom, explore, whatever the program is for richers to put their kids in. our clases were seperated a/b in 6th and a/b/c/d in 7-8 all the richers were in a supposed to be advanced, smarter etc, i was in b, my step sister in a. she was dumb as a bag of rocks, as were most of the a kids. in my humble opinion, i thought all the smart kids were in b. anyway....going back to CinR, it seems those with some sort of pure and rightous sense of grandeious don't like the book. given the time period it was written, society had different norms in the 50/60 in the height of it's popularity, but if read during the 80/90's, it's dry, and whiny. maybe you loathe it so, because it calls you out on some hidden level you can't describe. or not. but the book itself is and was a 'rebel without a cause', for it's time. if one could read it without attributing what they know in today's society, and try to emerse themself what life was like back then, they might like it. think of it like 'leave it to beave' and wally gets pissed at the beav and ma and pop and sets off with eddie, who leaves him in the dust, so wally has to fend for himself, with cussing and sex.

when the phone rings (yes..i still have a land line, 4ft twisty cord and everything), my heart sinks...like the jehovah witnesses are at my door. i pick up...but i don't say anything. *dons tinfoil bonnet* i think they will use my voice for something. then i will say 'what'

eats 42 grains of rice per bite. yes, counts out 42 individual grains, places on spoon, consumes, rinse, repeat.

now i would never. bare fists and bare fists only. once bragged about being the for the 'oil boy' for the tropicana 500. he thought it was supermodels he'd be oiling down. turned out to be the 87th annual soapbox derby, yes..THAT tropicana 500. and his job was to oil the axles.

omg...forgot about the great gatsby. i think that was 9th grade. pretty sure. OOOH animal farm-what was one of my favorites. i saw kids in the 6th grade "advanced english' reading it....so i did too. really good, i naturally moved onto 'lord of the flies'

rides the mashed potato rails....there are some sinus issues...BUT WHAT A RIDE!

i'm 5'8" i tried dating a couple guys that were shorter than me...and it was fun... much like a sit n spin is fun. it's good for a few go arounds...but eventually you fall off.

loves making meatloaf parfait.

has purchased several holy carps from me, that i obtained at several public and private parks. he makes bone fish sammiches with those as well

lol wow just.....omg FRAAAAAUUUUUUUDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

i did, and i didn't. it was difficult reading, but of course the story was wonderful. once i got the cliffs notes, i got a grasp on it. i want to say that was 10th? shakespeare: i liked taming of the shrue, midsummer's night, but romeo and juliet. bleh.

has been working on his opus: a one man cover band of all of donnie and marie's greatest hits, played in the style of heavy metal on bagpipes

says ATM machine. >_>

is trying to create every recipe in julia child's 'mastering the art of french cooking' but he's using margarine.

sells bone in fish sammiches freshly caught in public fountains.

invented the spork, so he could eat cereal AND spaghetti.

nope. i got you beat. homer's odyssey. OMG

WAR WAR war and war and warmongering and not clicking that WAR

don't forget those great gems like, 'flowers for algernon' , 'the chocolate wars', 'i am the cheese' , oh...and ffs 'atlas shrugs' and poor joe christmas. i think. never finished...but i last 2 paged it...just to know wtf. damn that book.

has auditioned for the 1st ever harmonica seat, in all the philharmonic symphonies across the country. no takers yet, but he toots on

has practiced with the best jugglers in cirque de soleil. never actually picked up any balls.

dororo. love it.