discolé monade

likes to read peoples personal diaries, specifically pages dedicated to domisticating bumblebees.

oh absolutely. i'm here for it.

goes to an underground club for hunter s. thompson quotes to be read aloud, but read in the style of slam poetry.

also acceptable: 0 - go for throat first! 00 - one will suffice, but for some extra stank, go for the double fist - remember, to plant that stance! 000 - because she doesn't know what to do with her hands, other than what the barbie dolls do - hip kick/dealers choice of kick style.

gets into elevators with people, pushing the higher number, and will ALWAYS make a big deal about it.

applied for the 'beer guy' but, was instantly terminated: apparantly, he THOUGHT it was a challenge to see how much he could consume, and walk up and down the stairs of death while people cheered him on. (BEER GUY! 1 ------- BEER GUY, WHAT ARE YOU???FUCKING DEAF???? I SAID 1) iono....it's early.

has been to the desert on a horse named clyde. it didn't have a name at the beginning of the ride...and that just wouldn't do.

lmaoooo ok...wait wait. TIME OUT!!!

i decided against the sweater/wide pant leg. probably the most comfortable pant, but i lost weight and had to wear a belt. this one i call 'ode to vanity', just hoping to look in 50, in my 60's XD XD *le sigh, le weep* you can see the lotion on it's skin. it didn't want the hose again. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

knew exactly where carmen san'diego is. and he's coming to collect.

told frankie to go to hollywood.

in the summertime...when the weather is high... he will stretch right up and touch the sky. true story.

they will, flame your crew, quicker than trump fucks his youngest.

magazine clippings from scott baio!

knows EXACTLY how to work a bow-tie.

you're just like me. you go outside and squat to pee. SQUAT! SQUAT! SQUAT!!

once upon a time in mexico, this guy was there.

i'm both relieved....and strangely disappointed.

is still trying to score on some boot leg vcr tapes.

purchased the 'dog the bounty hunter', excercise program, featuring 7 minute abs.