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moonlights as court deputy, hoping for the chance to taze someone, as they yell 'DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!!!!'

purposely gets traffic tickets to fight in court, and when the judge asks to explain his side, our pal here, stands up purposely and with passion, and states, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" slames 110$ on the clerks desk, and stroms out.

likes to sit on parole boards from time to time.

cosplays as ace frehley for monthly grocery store trips.

why would you direct him to that virtual signaling hack?

yes thank the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, all hail PASTAFARIAN, about fucking time

LOL the song, tho'.

the one that needs a bitch slap. someone said that someone said something about needing a bitch slap. anyway, it's in that place i put that thing that one time.

uses sunscreen as pomade.

i found a nug on the floor. i was out.

answers every 'potential scam' call with, 'hello there potential scam caller, how can you scam today?'

<< i know you can't tell. but the letters are elongated. and i watched them adjust back to this current size. maybe it's just my vision? i noticed a fly on my leg, but it was moving like it was 'stop motion'.

goes one step beyond, in the cataloguing and documentation of bodily gases: freezes them in air tight baby food jars. time stamped/odor/consistency. and one other CRUCIAL piece of data; was that fart, in fact, honking for the right of way?

on a dare, she put a rather, rancid matress, [she found in an abandoned mine], on craiglist. unbelievably, someone answered the add.

the first couple times i saw steel magnolias in my 20's. now...i kind of laugh, because in my old hag age, i know GOT DAMNT WELL, i am fucking 'weesa'. so, i can't take that movie seriously anymore.

oh...please watch. it's perfect for when you need a damn good cry, great cover.

will NOT talk quietly and will NOT carry a big stick.

i wasn't great at trig either. i dropped it like a bad habit. didn't need any more math anyway, i was just trying to keep up with the jones's. if i had to go back and do it all again, i would have gone to the vocational high school and not the college prep.

kicked out of the zoo for flinging poo at the chimpanzees.

learned how to use one in 3rd grade. as it was an antiquated tool. as well as the abacus-i like that.

i do believe it was midway geometry calculators were finally allowed (10th) the next year would be alg. 2, and graphing calculators were needed. can i just say...fuck trig. right in it's sin cos asshole. but i digress. i think it's important to know HOW to get to an equation/answer up to pre-alg (6th grade), after that, i think it should be promoted to try to calculate as much as possible in the ole noggin'. may not need alg and up IRL...but being able to formulate, calculate, et al, other 'problems'...i think go hand in hand. also, full disclaimer ; hai : ]

likes to walk around the boardwalk, and slap anyone eating a pretzel with no yellow mustard.