discolé monade

really really loves potato free potato salad

told the undertaker it would be a good idea to keep wrestling...at 60.

ya'll need to leave that man alone. he wouldn't know what to do with any of that. lol

is constantly disappointed after ordering 'the pu pu platter'.

pretends to know what DOS means. (thinks it means digits on screen)

he taught 'yung gravy' everything he knows.

^nope...but now i want one. somehow can get into people's heads...and make them want tatoo's of dangerousely close to good, hanna barberra characters.

recreates his life's events using taxadermy. squirrels are his forte...and non existant on his property.

never buys me flowers anymore >_>

members only and parachute pants. he knows whats up.

you don't buy me flowers, anymore

pretends he's winning at slots when he goes to the atm.

is bringing the abacus back.

has been to at least 42 sylists, barbers and hair salons. it's truely strange the number of times he's been told 'say no more, fam'.

is bringing back mike score's look. kind of rocking it.

before engaging in tipping of any cow, he will break out with 'nooooooooowwwwwww tell me what you want what you really really want'.

likes to whisper sweet nothings to passers by his window. in his house. while they drive by.

treats every interaction with people, like rowdy roddy piper in 'they live'.

ok, that is , and please don't be offended, but that is comedy gold. you give blood, recluctantly, only to have it given back. then only thing better is if there had been some intense debate on the reason why you need to give blood. also, notably, one of my favorite ep of BB and finally, i dont' even know if i can give blood. i stopped trying after 2003-4, anthrax vaccine. i still kept getting denied.

has me mistaken for some other user.

write incredible fanfic about a certain user.

enjoys walks to her local mcdonald's once a week to walk into the store and proudly proclaim that the szechaun sauce is nothing but their bbq sauce with red rooster sauce, then continues her leisurely stroll to the walking park, where she taunts wild geese with swan calls.

played grimace in the theatrical realese of 'the ronald mcdonald story: fries and the fast life"

happy day of birth gma