discolé monade

i'm 5'8" i tried dating a couple guys that were shorter than me...and it was fun... much like a sit n spin is fun. it's good for a few go arounds...but eventually you fall off.

loves making meatloaf parfait.

has purchased several holy carps from me, that i obtained at several public and private parks. he makes bone fish sammiches with those as well

lol wow just.....omg FRAAAAAUUUUUUUDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

i did, and i didn't. it was difficult reading, but of course the story was wonderful. once i got the cliffs notes, i got a grasp on it. i want to say that was 10th? shakespeare: i liked taming of the shrue, midsummer's night, but romeo and juliet. bleh.

has been working on his opus: a one man cover band of all of donnie and marie's greatest hits, played in the style of heavy metal on bagpipes

says ATM machine. >_>

is trying to create every recipe in julia child's 'mastering the art of french cooking' but he's using margarine.

sells bone in fish sammiches freshly caught in public fountains.

invented the spork, so he could eat cereal AND spaghetti.

nope. i got you beat. homer's odyssey. OMG

WAR WAR war and war and warmongering and not clicking that WAR

don't forget those great gems like, 'flowers for algernon' , 'the chocolate wars', 'i am the cheese' , oh...and ffs 'atlas shrugs' and poor joe christmas. i think. never finished...but i last 2 paged it...just to know wtf. damn that book.

has auditioned for the 1st ever harmonica seat, in all the philharmonic symphonies across the country. no takers yet, but he toots on

has practiced with the best jugglers in cirque de soleil. never actually picked up any balls.

dororo. love it.

likes to sit on his porch, attempting to play a banjo whenever someone walks by, and let's them know what mighty fine lips they have for a little piggy.

went to dallas, because he heard about a woman named debby....that does stuff.

is writing a book about how to write about writing books.

was on an episode of romper room.

oh...it irks tf out of me too.... but hey...let's all keep pretending

has been known to grab 20 of his closest friends...to run the opposite directiion during a marathon.

OMG how did you write that? like everything else in this country..... FRAUD

lol having your own post and video explained..... nice.

signs up for 5ks, stands at the starting line, then, heads over the pub for a couple pints, then makes his was to the finish line. he comes in a respectable 182 out of 500.