discolé monade

while in florida, dancing with the manatees, our intrepid hero also books tours in search of the masterful and evasive, skunk ape. he saw it one time. but no one believes him.

picture it. 1985, agawam mass. riverside park. the cyclone. a major player back in the day. i never got to work it....i ran the 'music express' and the giant ferris wheel. i guess no one thought it odd to let a 16 year old run that kind of stuff.

has never turned down a water dance with a manatee.

well...pics or gtfo.

is currently pitching 'it's florida. man' to DC comics to pick the next wave of super and anti heroes...and of course villians.

fair enough.

i'm not looking for that old man cringe post he put out there about this...but gross.

now, i'll also say this. mid pointed out a very terrible trend on FB this year, with 'basic bitches' (YKW), talking about they grew up on chittlins. so...at ALL the grocery stores TRYING to find hog jowl, they had bins of pork chittlins AND pig snout. walmart and food lion the ONLY place you'd see that abundant supply of scrap meat like that is the KJ's formally piggly wiggly. all i'm sayin' is WW errrr basic bitches need to just STAHP.

i'm just gonna say, it REALLY depends on WHO is making THIS particular meal. i'm not trying to be anyway....but YOU have to be SOME type of way to make it REALLY hit different. j/s. and MY hoppin' john IS something quite special.

likes to take a stuffed dog on a leash into stores, while wearing dark sunglasses and using a long cane. once in the middle of the store, he'll start to swing the stuffed around like a lasso, so that when questioned about his behavior, he can smugly reply "i'm just looking around".

this. it should be lit. winter is the time where the veil between the living and the dead is lifted and the dead can roam more freely. that's what they say. so i love the lights to stay up, adds to the lore.

and some easter. yes

i completely understand the logic.

HOPPIN' JOHHHHHNNNNN!!!!! eating it right now. jowl was a bitch to find this year...but we did. i had thick bacon out JIC. i made cole slaw...but i didn't grab any. i wll next round. my most favorite meal . and for a yankee...i knock it out the park. tyvm. mazel tov. *just saw you have taters. collards, black eye peas and jowl, over rice, cole slaw, cornbread

^this fuckin' guy

old people. fuckallyall I"M UP... by complete mistake. i should have been in bed hours ago. but that pesky pinot g. haven't seen them in a little while...so we stayed up...watched the stars. then i watched a movie. something with markie mark balding and a plane, and the nerdy guy that got hot donna. anyway....eating neccos. *yup...sheeeerrrr am kuds* happy new year LOL just get your shit done and don't plan it for some next year bs. do it now. ok. love you. good night. sleep tight.

like his niece of nephew would...

five midgets, spanking a man covered with thousand-island dressing. is that making love?

my special guy, i miss SO much. and here you are, vanity searching your birthday... THAT EVERYONE remembered.

is doose g.f.?

lol stfu lol - lolstfu?

well, back to adulting. i guess. : [

that is the question. a conversion with me, and myself: me: why are you getting your jams jams off? me: becu- me: because nothing. we don't want to gets outs our jam jams me: i say call a vote! me: HERE HERE! me: all those that want to be in jams jams say aye! me, me, and me: AYE. me: **putting back on jam jams** there's a poppet. my cat: *licking his ass* google: *recording*