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Potato Bug has decided that this is the place to be when I have to go to work. My bike.

Is it the gel? Because that stuff is thick to start with and is known for looking like it's dried out because it tends to cling to the side of the bottle but it's fine if you hit the tip on a solid surface. If it's another gorilla glue, I've got nothing. * * * The kitten has the zoomies. She's also seeing gremlins and I think those gremlins keep encouraging her to run face first into everything while growling. Stop being crazy. It's sleepy time.

Potato Bug took her collar off. And hid it. Like REALLY hid it. If the nekid little hairball thinks she's going to go out for a walk this weekend without her tags, she can suck it.

Drumpf has hired only the worst and stupidest of people possible. So, I willing to put a bag of peanut M&M's on Kratsios being higher than an elephant's nutsack when he went off on that.

Potato Bug's fascination with the toilet broke the lid. They replaced the seat with a heavier lid so now she's decided to show me her new hobby - fishing for toilet paper the second I stand up. I....I don't want her to touch me for at least several hours until I know her paw doesn't have a single trace of toilet water on it. >.<

I get what they are trying to do but it now looks like a literal clown car. That causes seizures if it goes too fast.

I have Saturday off. Odin knows where that hits on the good news meter.

Are you not able to vent through your nasolacrimal ducts?

Why is it the same people who are always horrifically sick any day that they know there is extra work to do are always also the same people who are in perfect health if there's vacations to be planned? Oh, you've been out sick every other ordering day for the past three months straight but you think you'll be super okay to fly off to who-the-hell-cares for a week. No one gets paid extra to carry your shit along with their shit.

Part of me really believes that they made that pizza out of dog food because they were able to make so damn much of it while we couldn't afford to have enough textbooks for a mandatory graduating class. And part of me would like to know if that dog food is available to the general public to make our own massive amounts of pizza at home.

She is angey. I promised that we would go on a walk on my day off if it was nice out. It is snowing right now. No walk, very angey.

Somewhere, out there, someone is making a porn featuring someone in a pickle costume tongue-punching the brains out of someone in a cockroach costume.

Here's my toss up thoughts for the night [ since I'll probably be asleep before it starts anyway ]. Potential random pop-ups of portals before, during, and after each program. Maybe even sucking in and spitting out characters during the actual shows. Start out with 5 seconds of the first episode of season 8 before cutting to something else. Will it air completely? If it's ready to rock, I'd put it at the absolute tail end of the entire evening's joke phase as a reward or punishment for sitting through all the things. Maybe have a portal at the bottom of the screen that spits out a little Rick and Morty to run across the screen, making comments about the program they are interrupting ala MST3K. Words censored with belches. I'd actually be sad to miss some of that.

The nest has been found!

There's just something infinitely sad about going to a favorite online store for supplies and finding that what you remembered as being an embarrassment of riches is now severely shrunken to the point of almost being boutique boring.

Dude, for the record I probably would too. Just because I should know better doesn't always mean I do better. I once made something with freezer butter that turned out had expired 4 years ago. Do not recommend.

We were supposed to get up to 7 inches of snow after a night of rain that turned to ice. I could hear ice pellets smacking the window at 6a yesterday but when I finally got up, it wasn't snowing and really didn't deliver jack crack all day. It's just been super cold and windy all weekend. I feel gipted.

If you die in a tornado tonight, you'll still be expected at work on Monday.

No, the real lesson learned would have been if you had decided to say screw it and ate it anyway. You'd be posting from the porcelain perch then.

Sounds like it went from being a happy fatty food to a weight loss drug in 24 hours.

Well, now you made Scoob cry.

If your butt crack goes all the way up to your shoulder blades, invest in some real pants. Like up to your armpits pants. I know you didn't sign up for that genetic freakshow, but I really don't need to see a coin slot big enough to drop a one tonne gold kangaroo coin down every time you crouch.

Who needs AI when you can have this sort of masterpiece? 'Dude beats off giant crab lice with a stick'.

Andy is currently getting drunk with some close friends in honor of George.

Name : Potato Bug Codenames : - Bug - Tator - Loaf - Jo Jo [ because every damn thing she does is a bizarre adventure ] - Psycho Wiggle Worm - Fuzzy Flying Monkey Destroyer of All the Things - Smushy - Bellybutton