katt_goddess

Bitch is still alive. And still landing on everything and dive bombing my head when I'm online. Can't even watch cute kitten videos to unwind. Little bastard buzzes out of nowhere and lands right on kitten buttholes. I wouldn't care because I'm not watching for kitten buttholes but it's like an instant obvious living censor bar that flies up and immediately draws attention to said butthole. There's an entire screen of stuff to land on! You are skipping literal poop emoji avatars to land on kitten bums. Get off my computer screen, you weird butthole-loving freak bug.

Honestly, it's the only constant I've found too. The choice in channels sucks but I can fall asleep to [ as ] every time.

There's like a foot and a half of snow out here right now. No one can catch me once I'm moving through the drifts. Drift Ninja.

It's a toss up many days but it's still retail hell season so...

I have two canes and a [ free to a good home ] walker somewhere. I'd like to see someone try to haul me off anywhere.

I have a housefly. I've swatted it across the room, flicked it, sneezed on it, I think even the cat has gotten in on the action and gone after it. I just power-flicked it off the top of my head and it's still flying around. It's almost the end of December and I have a housefly that appears to be immortal. I think I've discovered covid's final form.

Don't let my nephew know. He'll try to collect you and make you fight his sister's LOL army.

I didn't lose it! I put it in the Mystery Closet...it's still in there somewhere.

Belated Solstice to all. I'm sleeping in.

Nope, it's one of those el cheapo Tracfones. Pure potato. But it costs like $6 a month to upkeep.

Screw that. I gotta flip-fone! [ Warning - potential seizure warning gif ]

This and don't freakin' force your interests on them. They aren't you and if you are pushing all the things on them, they are going to hate all the things.

Hogwarts Weeb jumble sale. With cat hair.

I understand why there are issues with canned cat food. Idiots increased their use of stuff in metal cans while not increasing their trips to recycle that. Fine. She gets one tin of mushies a month anyway, it's not her life. But the bagged kibbles are getting strange now too. My fussy monster will only eat a certain indoor brand with the small kibs in the small bag from a certain store [ not lying, it's like she KNOWS if I buy the same small bag of the same stuff at a different store and won't touch it unless I cheat and mix it with a bag from 'her' store ]. She's almost out of kib because I can't get any more at ANY of the stores I checked. The only bags left of her brand are the 20 pound monsters for the real crazy cat ladies that need to feed entire herds of cats. I had to get another type in a small bag. By Thursday, I predict a temper tantrum filled with yowls and the start of a hunger strike after at least one angry barf on the carpet. -.-;

Is it so wrong to want to curl up and sleep for a week? I'm tired. Someone clean my apartment for me so I can be lazy.

Happy Hatchday! Got someone to get you a gift.

Happy hatchday!

Called it. I will eat my fancy petite fours with pinkie extended now.

I was wondering why I got tagged. And now I know. And knowing is half the battle.

It was okay for what it was but after a while felt overhyped. She was the Danielle Steele of Vampire porns.

Vaguely jealous of both options as there is no such thing as Cheesecake Factory here and now craving chicken parm. Maybe not from Olive Garden [ local 'issues' that occurred 20 years ago still give me the nopes ].

I have a friend who may or may not be devastated by this news but I only have like the first three books in the vampire series and was bored quickly by it.

I thought it would blow. I'll see myself out now.