katt_goddess

French model secret agent who is the real author of the Harry Potter series. It's the internet.

That's the type of cat where if they wants cheeseburger, you GIVE them a cheeseburger.

You get one. I'm making a fort with all the others.

A big ol' box of disappoint.

Like he wouldn't immediately go into the fetal position when confronted by pretty much anything.

Surprisingly no. Most dorm rooms I've seen tend to have that weird pebbly finish on the ceilings that includes little specks of mica for 'fanciness' . I have hallucinated digimon dancing in the gears of film machinery after going a couple of days without sleep trying to move from one apartment to another by hand and still having to go to a night shift job. That was interesting.

I don't know. Even free-range bus people tend to be fatty and diarrhea-producing.

I weep. OK Soda was the shit even though it was pretty much just a suicide in a can with extra caffeine. Plus, their 1-800 number on the cans was legit - you could call and either leave a message or hear a message. I think I left a message once about seeing Smurfs.

I once drank a 6 pack of OK Soda and spent 3 days counting the sparkles in the dorm ceiling in between classes.

Bellybutton lint is actually your inner sweater unraveling.

Seriously. This may be a 'free for all' but some things should just not be done out of whatever decency remains here.

YOUR SOUP TASTES LIKE TOAD FART ANYWAY!

Nekoneko says 'Shiri o kasu'

Mentos : The Insanity Plea Maker

"Internet tough guy" doesn't translate into the real world. In the real world, you'd piss yourself in an attempt to keep whoever you annoyed from wafflestomping you. My parakeets have more muscles than you. Their brains are the size of sunflower seeds and they are smarter than you too - they learn from their mistakes.

Personally, I don't blame the meat entirely. It's more that people are such lazy gluttons in general that all they do is consume without hunting and the meat animals required are artificially fattened up in order to make sure there's enough. If people were actually active enough to warrant the amounts of food they eat or at least ate for the levels of activity they do engage in, I'd like to think that 'meat-related' cancers would disappear. I find myself moving more and more towards just raw salmon and raw tuna as protein sources. I like burgers but my system does not.

's real name is Robert the roach, he still lives with his mommy, what little balls he has are both made of pussy, and the closest he will ever get to picking up a hot chick is when he goes to McDonalds for a McChicken. /thread

Congrats? Be sure to take several self-defense courses, carry your own flask at parties, and feel confident in your own ability to stab someone in the junk with a pen if the need arises. -_'

Know the feels. I still have both of my old laptops because the one just needs a new hard drive to function and the other runs for short periods of time [needs a new hard drive too] but I need to have a short term back up for things around here in case this monster poops the bed or it's panic mode time. I have a 23 year old bonsai'd Dragon Palm in my window and a resurrection plant currently in tumbleweed form because I haven't watered it in like a month. I should go throw a cup of water on it...

Like a Good Neighbor, State Fart is there.

The decorated shit-screen o' doom. So. New paperweight then? Also, nice room daisies.

GEEGEE, Gurf, Naven, HoustonHowl, etc etc etc [whatever you prefer to refer to him as] is currently in process on an album and learning animation in order to create a series on beating addictions.