katt_goddess

Happy hatchday, creepy spider person! Does the darkside haz cookies for this day?

Tracfone. $19 a month, uses any and every tower available, and I have over 2,000 minutes for anything I want including internet.

All the original ones I got are pinned on my old denim purse from high school that's hanging on the wall covered in all sorts of buttons. When they started going with these more fancier ones, so far those are still on their backings in a huge box of other loot crate stuff that my nephew thinks is a magic trunk full of the coolest shit ever.

Yeah, I already christened that shirt with egg guts the day after I got the box. I blame McDonalds and too early mornings.

kittens in tubs! gaww

Yeah, here's hoping that it was only a matter of someone else getting two pins and I was the only one shorted. They are sending a new one but it'll be a few weeks so I'm not really out, just waiting. Forget making friends. They'll just eat your food. I might make some and then pawn the extras off at work. There's always some stock dude floating around looking half starved because all teenaged dudes are bottomless pits.

Yeah, this month's crate actually had a statue I want to remove from the box and put someplace immediately. And I'm tempted to try making the burgers. Lucky you, you got a pin. Mine was missing.

Remember. The Visitors Are Your Friends.

Chlorine will kill a turtle. And depends on the temper of both the turtle and the kid. Some are fine with swimming around in a kiddie pool with kids but they will scratch without meaning to and they will poop and pee their way from one side to the next.

And shin jobs.

Maybe just get a houseplant instead? They are easier to deal with and if they are disappointing, they die all on their own and the clean-up is a breeze.

Never ever never drink the ones that are supposedly chocolate. They are the worst of the worst. Even the plain vanilla ones are better than the 'chocolate' ones. I like the strawberry ones if you're talking about the general types. If you are talking the fancy ones like 'Naked' brand, then it's Pina Colada all the way.

I did. Stupid broken spring recliner that gets extra comfortable.

They were being fed. And then they went to the little kitchen to eat solids. And one crawled into the futon. And And And. I need to see if the natural cat center has kittens for adoption. I need to sit in a room with a bunch of fuzzy little babbies.

Yeah, that cute little ball of fart I linked, duh. That's a face you can't say no to or it will eat your soul.

Damn you, butthole. *goes back to watching kittens sleep

You do realize that if he's jacked up in his apartment for an extended period of time, this place will be his sole outlet, right? You must really have a secret crush of him then. >

That's because he's not allowed in Best Buy. They all have BOLOs of his drunken ass with the notation 'go ahead and beat the crap out of, we don't care' .

Just be sure to check the insides first because kittens can haz cauldrons?

Whose paying and which one is lightly seasoned with orphan tears?

Darn, and here I thought you were going give me moneys. I promise I would spend it all on crap.

I love naps. I hate the naps that sneak up on you and cause you to pass out in the recliner like a nursing home escapee though.

I had a Hamm's Beer Bear towel with attached hoodie when I was little. I don't really like bears but that towel was like a superhero costume at the time. Currently I have a medium sized still soft and fluffy towel with blue roses and the phrase 'Elegant Rose' on it that I usually only use when I travel. It was from Japan and the price tag on it was something like 3,500 which makes it seem extra fancy and luxurious even though yen and dollar are two very separate prices. Most 'expensive' towel I have ever owned.

Weird Al. Whenever I'm having a bad time, I watch or listen to something by Weird Al. AMVs and Gifs with Sound stuff are a steady go-to when being on-line is a possibility. And stomping the absolute snot out of goombas in any Mario game ever seems to be my default activity when waiting for test results. Watching Studio Ghibli movies is also becoming a thing when I'm super depressed. I think it's all the details in the animation that give me something to focus on other than whatever else is going on.