katt_goddess

Yeah. I doubt that. If you did, you might actually have a hot tub and all that other stuff you claimed you had instead of a plastic turtle tub from the Dollar store. But you don't. I haven't even been in since 1p on Saturday and I'm still getting paid. I was getting paid when I took a nap earlier. I was getting paid while I was painting. My bills are already out for the entire month and the rent is already covered. In short, I have been sitting on my ass almost the entire day and everything I have is already dealt with. Even this iced tea. *sips

Yeah, when in doubt, Google is your friend. I once accidentally linked to a site about ghosts with feet fetishes on the old boards when I posted what I thought was a fake link. Now I check to see if something exists before I post it to make sure it isn't porn.

That's terrible. You're terrible. :D That movie makes 'Plan 9' look like an Emmy contender.

Yeah but is it more terrible than 'Santa Clause Conquers the Martians'? Because that's the movie I use as the current bar for absolutely unredemably terrible.

That will probably be her next series of videos. How she heard a Steam Powered Giraffe song on the internets and realized that was her true calling - wearing robot make-up and lots of things with gears on them.

There are so many voice altering programs out there, she probably is talking to a bikini whale.

Get the off-white Persian down for the sale!

Like I've only ever been a manager in retail and that's what they'd be interested in. > That's called a 'day job' . I do what I want and it's usually behind-the-scenes at this point. But in the past, I've been published in both short and long form, been on the radio, been on tv, been in a movie, been a cartoonist, been streamed, won a few awards here and there, and just basically kept myself occupied. *waits to see how long before fuggs decides to mix any of those things in to the history of things fuggs totally did too once before going back to call center work

Are you really trying to hit on Jingai using your horrible waterbug pics? Really? Because that's what it looks like.

:D The funny thing is, it looks like they used the same set for some of the scenes in the next incarnation of the Fantastic Four. These types of horrible level movies should be collected and released on DVDs as power sets for do-it-yourself MSK3K home games.

They know my money is good. If they actually knew me, I'd probably get stuff for an autograph but that's cheating on so many levels.

Thankfully I'm not that bad in the games department. I think I've played every game I have although not every game has been played to completion. I never got into Steam or any online / download type things other than a couple of Candy Crushes and Bubble Witch for their mindlessness and time limits [i play until I'm out of lives and then I'm done] . Books are another thing entirely. I think I have something like 600 that I haven't read yet sitting around here.

In before 'Are you a prince?' >

Unlike yourself, I don't trip on my own boobs when I walk through the door so yeah, advantage totally me. They'll hold anything for me if I ask because they know I'll show up promptly and pay for it.

She found the Italian Apu.

It's my money, I know when to get deals, it was grocery day and I'll do what I want with it. One day you'll have a job and make your own money and then you can go shopping too.

Meh. All I have to do is go to the gamers store near work and ask. Pretty much anything with boobs that aren't attached to a cheeto-dust crusted dude can request virtually anything there and get it. >

a] Like ProudAsianCarpfish will ever have a girlfriend that isn't inflatable 2] He would demand that she dress like a Shinto Priestess ninja warrior underaged school girl anyway.

She's covered in the pic. I'd drive it. Everyone at work would know it's mine without even asking too.

I could only get through half of that. She's the fluffbunny of Islam.

So, zika, West Nile, and Lyme's disease? And that's only if you can avoid the three-ply toilet paper and leeches.

Looks like my old district manager. I'm going to have to try to remember this the next time I see him, ask him if he's moonlighting as a rap star on his weekends off.

I had to go to the mall pet store and get my cuddle on with a ragdoll babby today. I blame the Kattarshians. That kitten was squeezably soft though and purred like a little rusted chainsaw.

It costs me half a minute per text and the only person I was texting with any sort of regularity died last year. And actually I lied. Sorta. It actually costs me $19 every three months. I forgot I have an immediate 90 day add-in thing. So more like $6.33 a month or something like that. It's a phone so it does what I expect which is usually to sit in my pack until the battery runs low.

The only thing I miss about those monsters is that you paid so much for them that anything and everything they picked up was practically free after. That and you could pick up anyone using walkie talkies within a 3 mile radius.