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katt_goddess

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  1. ? He was telling fuggs off for being fuggs after having to flush her most recent turd in here.
  2. I'm guessing the trog that wrote this is one of those that doesn't believe rape is real and therefore consent isn't an issue. Sounds like a Kansas Republican.
  3. Well, crap. I'm not even sure if all the recordings were completed for the next season and I don't think anyone ever thought that there'd be a need for an impressionist to at least finish the unfinished.
  4. People park their cars and open their trunks where they keep a tote with candy. Kids go from car trunk to car trunk and do their candy begging that way. Some people consider it a safer alternative to traditional trick-or-treating and it sort of is [ open areas, lots of parents right there, bright lights ] but at the same time it's just lazy. You end up with fat kids wheezing their way from one car to the next for sugar bombs when they really should be walking those future calories off the old fashioned way.
  5. I used to get them way back when I first moved to this building but people just don't trick-or-treat much anymore. They go set up their cars in different store parking lots and go trunk-or-treating instead or they have parents that lock them in a church basement for the evening if it's on a weekend. I even used to give away toys with the candy - there was a claw game that I couldn't lose at and I'd just play that thing on and off all year, toss the stuffed toys in a tote and let kids pick a toy for the road. Halloween was the one holiday that you could actually get your moneys worth if you put in the effort when I was little and it's mah jam. And it's not possible to really set up outside the building to hand out stuff because it's trying to snow right now. Tomorrow is supposed to be even colder. I've been here for almost 20 years now. I have lights hanging in the window year round, Toothless George the pet human skull on the bookcase, the flying broom that's been on the ceiling since 2002, and just all sorts of delightfully witchy crap everywhere. I've been here so long that basically my original security deposit now earns interest so as long as I don't put my foot through a wall or something, I'd get a check should I leave.
  6. You didn't even ask if you are giving or receiving. Brave one you are.
  7. I like this rule. "Don't be a dick or I reserve the right to ban the ever loving shit out of you." It wasn't written specifically for this place but I'm guessing most of the people around here know where it's from and can agree to it wholeheartedly.
  8. "Every day is Halloween for me..." I don't do anything super elaborate anymore because I haven't had a trick-or-treater in over a decade now and that makes me sad. I still buy candy though. <.< >.> Peanut butter cups are medicinal. Honest. I do put a really crappy cardboard cutout Walking Dead mask on the kitty that hangs on my door though that fits over the head perfectly. The day after I put it on, I heard one of the neighbor's kids running in the hall while her mom was doing laundry and she screamed when she saw it. Made my day. I think she's run up to the door every day since whenever she's in the hall to laugh at the evil kitty. And there's a broom that's been hovering by the ceiling since 2002 that just doesn't want to come down. There's currently a Howler ornament hanging from the tip.
  9. This...sounds wrong...on numerous levels. Can we just cancel this ridiculous garbage season? Every year we have our shitty crapmas stuff set by June while people bitch about it being out so early. And every year, it feels like the same assholes who were bitching about the stuff being out early bitch because the item they saw three months ago that would be the crowning item in their entire helliday set-up is now gone. Guess what, dumbass? We had 50 of those things back in June, we still probably had at least 40 of them in September. You are the one that decided to wait it out thinking it would somehow still exist when even the Thanksgiving crap is disappearing before the Halloween crap does. Please go lick a flag pole in winter. In your underpants.
  10. That's why you don't back down.
  11. Since we can have up to 10 tills running full steam but actual cash spending can vary, cashiers who get too much before a 'randomly' scheduled pull can request an early pull. That way it isn't on any one individual [ usually me ] to constantly nose up there prior to pull. All pens got pitched about 15 years ago from my store since you could get a fake hundred printed on a real dollar bill and the pen would tell you it's awesome - even if it had a portrait of 'President Picard' on it. It's all about veritechs now. Even if Kmart wasn't closing, she wouldn't last at it. And with this particular thread, she loses a job due to being a security risk she could very easily lose her other job in insurance. If she can't even work a till without posting the info to social media, who is going to trust that she won't do the same with customers' info?
  12. Sometimes you just need to yell at them and not back down. Congrats on the reversal.
  13. I was thinking in terms of the one particular still they used the following day for your second Chris song. The angle was similar in that it was more foot forward close-up similar to Butter's toe bean display. Either that or you both bring out the Aeon Flux 'look at my foot' vibe.
  14. Slight disagree. There are plenty of stores that do keep the large bills in their own tray but at my store, if you get too much you call for a till pull and the extra is taken back in it's own bag which resets the till to a less tempting amount. Also, the pens are not foolproof anymore. They only show if the paper is good not if the bill itself is good. UV machines are better detectors as long as you pay attention to the stickers saying which line means which actual bill.
  15. No, it should be placed in bags for each till along with an ending tally for each till [ if it's a paper till ] in order to verify each till's deposit and determine where shortages occur should there be shortages. Not in great big stacks for everyone to gawk at. And I travel to Atlanta during Labor Day and stay there for like a week. In Midtown. You couldn't afford to hang out in a parking garage.
  16. You claiming that flea motel you posted pics of was a luxury hotel pretty much null and voids anything you have to say about that. This is about you posting publicly cell phone photos of your open till, displaying far more than any customer would be able to see at a glance when a till is opened doing a transaction to get change. You are arguing with someone who is management-level that you did nothing wrong. It is being confirmed by others that you are stupid in this very thread. But by all means keep acting like you are employee of the decade because the only one you seem to be fooling about it at this point is yourself.
  17. I have dirty laundry that is smarter than you.
  18. Soon, my precious, soon...
  19. He's a cutie. But...isn't that the same general pose angle you did for the photo op at WS? Kitty has been copying you to show off the toe beans.
  20. Jealous of you being a big fat security risk who actively posted a photo of an open till showing the amount of money that was in there? On a board that can be openly googled? On a scale of 1 to DUH, how stupid are you today?
  21. Yeah... You do know you could probably be fired for taking a pic of an open till and how much is in there, right? Most stores have a no cell phones on the floor policy.
  22. That's it. Cut off the catnip for a bit. That'll show him. Kitty grounding time.
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