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I think that's an unfair conflation of porn with murder. It's not like your average porn site is throwing violence at you on the first page

Nobody fuck ghostrek. He is our board virgin. Sacred.

Y'all ain't even fucking each other. This isn't a date thread or a snarky thread this thread is for FUCK. The Big F. bnmjy, I wanna pull down your trousers and cup your balls and tug on them like cow utters while you whisper your fantasies about Motoko Kusanagi and your appreciation for animated breasts. Then we'll fuck to the opening theme of Stand Alone Complex. Fuck it we're gonna have a full-on Ghost in the Shell orgy, everyone in this thread dress up as the character you would like to see banged. Dreams cum true

Post feet pics

"Doom" is how your doctor will describe your asshole after having to use a "Metal" object and some "Alchemist" type procedures to excavate all the jizz out of your ass

Want to have sex with your fellow poster but can't because it's not 2052 and holographic VR online sex isn't a thing yet? Then use your words, big boy. Anyone who posts here is gonna get fucked, but that's the point. Sext the poster above you. NSFW, baby

Mix it with your bathwater and call it Mama's Special Formula and I'll cop it for $300 an ounce

Sell your breast milk to the scum on this site. Like me.

Here's some acoustic stuff I did that's actually based on a game -- cowboy shoot shoot Red Dead 2

I appreciate it regardless. I did do a lot of acoustic guitar stuff before if that's what you mean, and I still do some of that but not as much. I've always been about soundtrack instrumental shit though.

I'm not sure what you mean by ballad shit but I probably still do it

Seems rather suspect that your first inclination on *facebook* isn't to look at her picture but ok

Did you or did you not look at her facebook? At this point I'm willing to bet you didn't make it much further than the supermarket yourself.

What's the tits situation? Big? Small?

https://clmn.bandcamp.com/album/of-black-satin Album time

Made an album inspired by Bernardo Bertolucci films and Ryuichi Sakamoto soundtracks. https://clmn.bandcamp.com/album/of-black-satin

This one was heavily inspired by RDR2

I would unleash a flood of piss on you that would rival that of God's flood. You will be my Noah, and your body will be the ark which will carry you along my ocean of pee. Upon your back you will see the stars, but in reality they will be my dingleberries, presented once I initiate Phase II of our sexual experience: The Shitting.

Some were quite unsettling. I remember the one with the sister and brother stranded on the side of the road while a serial killer is on the loose, and the brother reassures the sister that everything is going to be fine and leaves to find help, saying that when he returns he'll knock on the window three times. She hides and eventually hears the knocks, but it happens more than three times and she finds out its her brothers foot tapping on the window, his corpse hanging from a branch. That one has always stuck with me.

I like how the Dothraki completely vanished after her death. I'm not sure why they didn't just extinct them in Episode 3. Bran being king is just... hilarious. This whole time, in his spaced out almost mentally handicapped state, Bran was playing the game of thrones. I mean, what was the point of the dragon melting the throne if it's just gonna be replaced with a regent wheelchair?

They don't need to. If Disney gives you Star Wars then you drop everything and do Star Wars unless you're David Lynch. Goldman Sach boys want glory, not art.

I'm cool with Dany being the Mad Queen, but the way this show presents it just doesn't convince me it's earned. So she commits mass genocide over... Missandei? Jon not wanting to bang? If they had put more effort in her breaking naturally over the politics of war and greed for destiny as they did in the past, then cool -- but again, that's not what you're gonna get post-George. Tyrion is made a fucking clown by D&D, holy shit. Gullible and naive, not even remotely the character we've seen before. Arya bailing on her bloodlust: so uh why is she in King's Landing? She doesn't need a reason to kill Dany beyond knowing she decimated innocents. We just needed to see her glorious plot armor once more as she survives a nuclear bomb multiple times. Cleganebowl was the only reason to watch, and yet even that felt somewhat underwhelming. I was hoping for something as brutal as Brienne vs. The Hound but whatever.

Oh, so you're a toddler? I'm pretty sure toddlers can't ride motorcycles anyways, so it's probably for the best

You don't know that for sure.

I'm not assaulting, I'm just unzipping your pants. But sure, I would sexually assault you. I would use my specialized military training to destroy your pants. For Keanu.