Skinko

"I still drink it. You know why? Because I'm an American, and I expect a little cancer in my food and water." - George Carlin

When I first got on the wagon, I started chugging caffeine like nobody's business. I'm an addict, and I gotta fill the void with something. It's tapered off (a little bit) since then, but I still drink WAY too much soda.

Why would Nintender want to rip off a shitty game? That's dumb of them.

The shower is one of the worst places to fap. Desert jellies, bro.

Bros with blows? It's like friends with benefits, but gayer.

You know, you and your buddy are just regular friends, hanging out, playing video games, watching sports and shit, but you just blow them from time to time? That kind of thing.

Me too.

I am extremely invested in these characters now.

Well, yeah, I would've assumed that. If his butt skin felt like fish scales or something, I would be concerned.

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Well, you've caught me dead to rights. I'm sexually attracted to dogs. Way to blow up my spot, bro.

I saw the thread. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the opportunity to boop a snoot.

No, you freak! You let them smell your hand first! You must establish trust! D:

If Earth was flat, cats would've knocked everything off by now.

Get all bashful and start blushing and acting all flustered? That's how I get when I meet dogs. Without the sexual undertones.

Recycling is for homosexos.

Preferably nude, but that doesn't fly with roommates. But we've found a nice common ground, so now I'm in my underwear on the regs.

I legit read this as "I got a Toddler via wondertrade," and I was like, "Shit, you can just trade kids on the internet now? That's fucked up." And then I was like, "Why the fuck would it say that, Skiles? Are you shitting me?" And I felt really dumb and weirded out that human trafficking was the direction that the autocorrect in my brain went. And that's the story of me reading your thread.

Yeah, man! 12 bricks.

Psh, symptoms of Bipolar Disorder are a small price to pay for the ideal female form. Women aren't attractive in any way unless I can see their spine poking out through their shirts.

I'm not gonna read that sound. I'll save the file as a pdf and read it later.

12 BRRRICKS AH AH AH AHHH

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I don't listen to Overratediohead.