Skinko

Did you just assume my species?

I had to put my dog to sleep today. Let's be sad together.

How old were you when you lost your virginity, and what was the lucky fella's name?

There was a moment in that show where one of the characters was singing about dreams, and he leams in real close to a baby and whispers, "I'd steal your dreams if I could." It caught me way off guard, and I laughed for about five straight minutes.

Emotion 98.3.

Gotta send my bestest buddy off right!

Not the one in my avatar, but yeah, my little white poodle. I've posted many many pictures of him over the years. I've had him since I was 10 years old.

We're having him put to sleep tomorrow. He's very old and in a lot of pain. He can barely even get outside to go potty anymore because he hurts too much. So today he's getting babied so much it's ridiculous. He got pork and chicken for dinner, and loved it. Now, after I gave him a lift, he's on the couch for the first time in months, getting all kinds of snuggles and kisses and belly rubs. My sister came in from out of town to hang out with him for a while too. He went apeshit when she came in. I'm gonna miss this guy.

LOL Tic can't read! What a queer!

In the ball herpes is no joking matter.

Inside my balls

One time I was runner-up for the award for drunken something or-other, I don't remember what it was exactly. But I felt really good about it at the time. I was bolstered by an infamous thread where I asked for people's SSNs. Also, an actual high school, I was once a runner up for class clown. That made me feel good, although looking back, it was probably more a case of my peers laughing at me rather than with me. But fuck it, I still consider that an accomplishment.

There's almost no middle ground.

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This is literally Facebook.

It's so confusing at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if I end up being a bridesmaid or some shit. Also, for the record, I STILL WANT SOME TACO BELL

Well, I am definitely going, and I was definitely invited. And that's the thing, they were totally invited too. She wanted them there. But they aren't going because the invites didn't come in the mail and they're butthurt, even though very few people actually ended up getting theirs in the mail (I imagine the shitty post office is to blame for that, mail sucks here). But at this point, I'm in fuck-it mode. If they wanna make shit weird with other friends of ours, let them. I'm not gonna let that ruin my fun time going to see one of my best friends and her super cool fiance get married. There's gonna be free food there, and I think it's an open bar, so I get to laugh at people getting sloppy drunk and act a fool.

Reported.

And my roommates are all butthurt because they didn't get their invite in the mail. Thing is, tons of people, myself included, didn't get their invites in the mail. Members of my friend's family, and her fiance's family, didn't get their invites in the mail. But my roommates are so self-absorbed that they still think they didn't send THEM an invite on purpose. Because these two have it in their heads that they're on the outside looking in with our circle of friends, and my friend is just being shitty to them. Despite literally dozens of examples that clearly show that, no, it wasn't just you, that a lot of people never got their invite, they won't hear it. They're convinced about it. Because in their own minds, they're SO important to us and to the world, that our friend, out of 90-some odd people she wanted to invite, singled out them, and only them. And I still haven't heard any valid reason to support their claim. Not even anecdotal evidence like, "UHH, SHE LOOKED AT ME WEIRD ONCE" that even kinda supports their dumb conspiracy theory that they're the odd people out in our group. And ironically enough, because of their complete insanity, they ARE actually becoming alienated from the group. So now they DO have evidence of being the odd people out, but it started because of their reaction to the invite fiasco, and the whole thing circles around, and I have to live with these cunts and deal with their insanity and ALL I WANT IS SOME FUCKING TACO BELL tldr: PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID AND SO ARE WEDDINGS FUCK YOU

That sounds like it would feel amazing. Could be a little messy, though.

Have fun watching a bunch of kids get paid millions based on conjecture and probably not live up to the hype. The draft is meaningless.

So could I say that Tiger Woods has Urban-Oriental heritage, or would that be crossing a line? ::spin::

According to people I know who have been on cruises, there's so much to do on the ship that you never get bored. Which might be true, but that would require having interest in doing a lot of different things, which I don't.

So vivid, in fact, that I've had to go and look up certain things to make sure they weren't real. It's awesome though. I really like having vivid dreams. It feels like I'm entering another dimension of reality.