Skinko

I'm #triggered now. Are you happy? Now I'm gonna relapse and it's all your fault. :brownbottle: :beer: :brownbottle: :420: :brownbottle: :fap:

Ideally, a phone call should only be used for quick exchanges of information. "Hey, it's me. I'll be at the place in this amount of time." "Okay. Don't forget to bring the thing." "I won't. Later." That type of shit. Then, when you get to the thing, make all the small talk you want. A boring conversation in person is still annoying, but if it must be had, it's better than over the phone. I'm even okay with small talk over text, because you can look at it, go back to doing whatever it is you're doing, and respond to it when you're good and ready. And if the other person gets pissed at you because you din't respond to their text in the time they wanted, just cover your ass by saying, "Well, we should just hang out more so we can talk." Which, obviously, makes you sound like a suave mofo.

There has never, at any point, been a good Sonic game. Maaaaaybe the first one. But even that doesn't hold up well. The only reason Sonic is still a thing is because it is, in theory, a cool character. And the cartoon was pretty good, at least as far as I remember. But I hear people try to explain why Sonic Adventure 2 was good, and I can't understand it. I mean, look, man... it's all opinion, right? I'm not here to disabuse anyone of what they feel. I'm just saying, I've never been playing a Sonic game and felt like I was having a good time.

Walk up to her and say "Hey there, toots. You know, I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and strong... with a spoon in them."

Maybe I'm into boning lawnmowers. You kink shaming me, homie? </3

::spin::

With my friends, I would honestly be a little concerned if they were suddenly only nice to me. That would probably mean they don't like me anymore. You only tease the ones you love, and you tease all of them, incessantly and without mercy.

bro what are you some kind of homosex

He's excited to see the Predators lose the Stanley Cup?

That sounds a lot safer than the scenario I layed out.

Bitches always be shopping!

Spoken like someone who is too weak to be an alpha male warrior. *steps up to you menacingly, fists clenched*

I don't know, but I'd put my dick in a running lawnmower blade if George Clooney told me to.

Yup, sensitive pussy. I was right.

Aww, no response, buddy? I figured you would have me banned, since you sent me a PM on Facebook telling me to fuck off before unfriending me after I did the same thing. I'm disappointed.\ But anyway, yeah, stop being such a sensitive pussy if you're gonna bring up sports.

All doggo are pupper too. It doesn't matter what kind of doggo you are! You can always be pupper!

Go Pens.

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I don't have much else, so why complain, y'know?

thx

I actually have diarrhea today. So I have that going for me, which is nice. :poop:

Well, it's pretty weird that you even bothered with this thread then. Besides, I still think I'm right.

Well, seeing as how your heart is on the left side of your chest, I'm sure you'll be okay. Unless you're some kind of alien. In which case, good riddance, space vermin.

pupper = smol doggo doggo = big ol pupper