Skinko

I don't appreciate you calling me elderly.

-_'

I can hear Russia from my house.

I'm a security guard at a car dealership. To be fair, I've been out of work for eight months, they don't pay me, and in all likelihood I will never set foot inside my current location again. But that is what I do.

No shit you can hear the ocean, you're on the beach, stupid.

It's not technically furry, though, because he's a fish. I guess that makes me a scaly.

Well, I never met the guy myself, so I didn't know him at all. But hey, sorry for your loss, brah.

Well, that'll go down as one of my best typos.

Unfortunately, it all means nothing because neither team is even going to take Golden State to seven games, let alone beat them. That said, I do like the Spurs (even though I'm a Heat fan), and I like seeing them win, and fuck James Harden, so I'm rooting for An Santonio.

If you're doing it at all, you're doing it wrong! I'm partially being facetious, of course... But only partially. I don't begrudge people who exercise, but every time I hear about someone dropping dead of a heart attack while jogging, I'm just like, "See that?" I truly don't understand it. ::HMM::

I mean, I smoke cigarettes every day, and I drank heavily for a full decade. So I understand the idea of loving something that's bad for you. But the weird thing is that exercise takes a LOT of effort to do. Like, if smoking actually caused me to sweat and be out of breath, and my joints to hurt, I would not still be doing it. So on that level, I don't understand people going SO far out of their way to put their health at risk. Not that I'm harshly judging them or anything. I'm just saying I don't get it personally.

oh ok

ew gross wat are u some kind of homosex

It's bunny party.

Preytty good.

THAT'S TOO MANY WORDS, YOU FREAK

Blacks shouldn't be voting.

No, the platforming is garbage. There are certain things it does well, but I would argue that platforming is not one of them. And that's not good, because it's a platforming game. Setting aside the backtracking I mentioned before (which requires timed jumps for moving platforms you can not see at all), there are many situations in which the camera angle makes certain jumps incredibly difficult to figure out. It would be one thing if you could look at it and go, "Okay, I think if I jump here, I'll make it." But no, it forces you to fuck up, and die, and die, and die, and die, and God damn die, until finally you have every single jump down pat. That is not good design, and it completely kills the flow of the entire game.

No, Crash Bandicoot is NOT GOOD. The third one is okay, the second one also has a lot of bullshit but it's better. But make no mistake, the first Crash game is badly designed.

Fucking stupid Crash Bandicoot. It's not a good game. It has parts of it that are really well done, but it also has a lot of it that are bullshit. Not just hard, actual bullshit. Some levels have boxes that they don't indicate, or even hint at, that never appear on screen. You just have to KNOW they're there. But the worst is Cortex Power, where you have to go backwards several times because there are five different paths. And it's not built for that, because you have to time your jumps for moving platforms that you CAN'T SEE. By the way, if you're looking to complete the game 100%, you have to beat every level WITHOUT dying, and getting EVERY box, including the aforementioned off-screen ones that have NO indication. That is not good game design in any respect.

WHEN THE GAME IS LITERALLY NOT BUILT FOR BACKTRACKING FUCK YOU NAUGHTY DOG YOU SUCK

No headstone, just an urn. And she was allergic to pollen, so I don't think she would appreciate that, even in death. ::spin::

I don't go to parties unless I know there will be puppers there. I might show up for a catto too, but it's less likely.

What do I get for the woman who gave me everything? ... And is super dead?