Skinko

Yeah, they earned it. But can you imagine the heartbreak Preds fans must be feeling? I feel really sorry for them.

Man, am I happy that they beat the Nashville Predators in the championship series. I guess the Preds and their fans will have all year to really let it sink in. Maybe next season they will make a second, equally improbable run!

The Penguins won the Stanley Cup.

Take that for what it's worth.

Go Pens. Everybody tag @DJ Sona so he can see this.

I don't even masturbate, I just browse to see what crazy shit I can find. ... Well, see ya later.

I never claimed to be fun.

Those Preds are getting baked out of the Stanley Cup finals, though.

IS ANOTHER MISTAKE TO YOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU

These all sound like you guys are just making something that costs a quarter way more expensive than it needs to be. The fanciest I get with it is draining all the water, putting in the flavor packet, and adding milk and butter. But 99/100 times I just make it normally, with the water and packet.

Define "3rd world" and "living wealthier."

I don't care what songs you post. You linked to a Sia song, so I ranted on how much I despise that one song of hers. HIT THE DUMPSTER, HIT THE DUMPSTER, I GOT ALL I NEED Is her thing that she's homeless? I don't get why she's hitting the dumpster.

Your funky ears aside, I just listened to it with headphones on, and I still hear "hit the dumpster." So that's definitely what she's saying. And my hearing is fine. I have 20/20 hearing. That's a thing, right?

castle my asshole

That one song by Sia about cheap thrills or whatever is the only song of hers that I know. And I fucking hate it because it seems like she's speaking English but I can't understand 80% of what she says. At one point I think she says "Hit the dumpster," or at least that's what it sounds like. The fuck does that mean? Fuck that bitch. I'm mad now that I'm thinking about her and her dumb shitty song. "BABY I DON NEED ZABBA ZOO TO HOV FON TONOIGHT"

Uhh... Gay bowser?

Bowser is looking back with his arms crossed like, "Well, put it in already!"

So long, gay Bowser!

This meme #triggered me because it promotes drinking even though I'm sober. So you guys have to stop using it, okay? Plus it's misogynistic. All you cis white males need to check your privilege.

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is mud.

I HAD A DOG?!

I guess you're right.

Well, it's good to know a guy who's gone bankrupt more times than a Wheel of Fortune contestant knows more about business than Google, Facebook and literally other company that sells anything we use. Sure glad he's in charge.

I like women that can bench press me, but that's just silly.

Uhhh..... Shit...