Skinko

I wouldn't say I "broke" one. I've clogged a couple in my day. Mostly because I used to be less than economical with my toilet paper use.

Erect? Yes. Erected? No. I didn't build it like a statue.

Not my copies. I MEAN UH SHUT UP <.<

Send nudes ASAP.

I would fuck all three of those faces.

Are you sullen because you're downtrodden?

I'm gonna need a lot of visual proof Science is all about testing the hypothesis, after all.

True story, you're one of only seven people on Earth who have seen my dick. Not including when I was in diapers, obviously.

How do you feel about scant maid outfits?

When I worked at McDonald's, the manager let my try this really weird secret menu item. He called it the McDick. I blew him is what I'm saying. None of that story is true.

gtfo wit yo cracka-ass penis

Unless I didn't get those videos off the internet in time, I highly doubt it. :poop:

Aaaaaand you've lost me.

I'm not sharing pics here, but there a few people here who can attest to my handsome dick. You'll have to ask around. ::spin::

We can double team it. I'll have to get a couple ribs removed first though.

Thanks, bro!

But it is handsome as fuck. I was looking at it just now, and I gotta tell ya... I'd suck it.

Whatever you say to me will stay with me forever, and I'll think I'm over it, but it will come back to me years later in quiet moments.

Well, I'm the same person on both accounts. It's not that I'm trying to hide certain things from certain people, or have another persona. But there's a lot more that I can get away with making jokes about with you guys than I can with family. With family, if I make a dark or slightly evil joke, I get phone calls and texts saying how uncool it was. My friends wouldn't give a shit,just like you guys wouldn't give a shit. It just makes things less complicated for me.

"If you're gonna quiz me, you must put a pause in there." lol

Tonsil stones are great. Sometimes you'll laugh or cough, and one will just shoot out. If that ever happens to you, pick it up and smell it. They fucking reek.

If you're gonna hug me, you might as well kiss me. On the mouth. with ur diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

I've gotten in the habit of listening to this channel when I write or play games. It's a live stream of really chill 90s-style hip-hop beats. I find it extremely relaxing. Also, I don't take reefer, but I imagine this is what the hip kids would call "good music to toke up to." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrbrQhpvn8E

ALSO ONE OF MY IRL FRIENDS FOUND OUT THAT MY PROFILE PHOTO ON MY NON-IRL FRIEND FACEBOOK IS AN EDITED RULE34 PICTURE OF PRINCE SIDON AND NOW HE THINKS I'M WEIRD THAT IS NOT RELATED TO THE SLEEP PART THO I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING