His performance in 11.22.63 shows that he's a supporting actor who should've been a leading man.
Also, James Franco looks like a leading man who should've been a background character... maybe.
Mostly I just stood there hunched over, with my hand on the back of the toilet, moaning in discomfort.
Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I've been in that position... :::
See, I didn't think Goldeneye was a bad game, but I just couldn't play it. The graphics with the split screen would make me have to vomit.
A lot of N64 games made me barfy when I was younger.
Look, if I'm in a public place and all they have is that awful thin TP, then they're just gonna have to live with the consequences.
A man's gotta get clean. 8)