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sweet.....you have to bring someone with you, it's a two drink minimum, and we have to help clean up afterwards

You want to come to open mic night with me? You've got what it takes

carry on

I couldn't finish the video....and there are others....he's slowly attracting a growing crowd.....it's both funny and concerning >.>

Grammarly can help. Whether you're pouring your soul into an email for a loved one or crafting the ideal message to burn into your employer's lawn, grammarly will be there for you. Grammarly, because your last words should be your best.

why tho

His mustache will live on in all our hearts

it's one of life's little miracles like when you realize you're about to come too fast and you pull out and she says, "just come on my back, I just did the sheets"

i'm not saying you should be worried, but Elon Musk tweeted this a little while ago

I write ideas for jokes, but never write the jokes it's not a perfect system, but it's the only one I have

THEN they go, "alright now we need to find you somebody to marry" Indians don't fuck around Netflix - Indian Matchmaking ...thank me later

You've always been here

I say "good to hear" This is the beginning of a schism

good for you

what do the twelve year olds say when they're being sincere?

first: that's a solid example of someone using it sincerely second and more importantly: Yo, get ya boys and give him a wicked beatin' by the basketball courts

yeah, exactly....I've never said, "that's crazy" and meant it....it's just a plug and play response if we all know what the game is, why even play?

Do they ever mean it? Has that phrase always been a place holder for negative sentiment?

Merry birthday, Ric

lmao this was an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia....I was hoping somebody would remember